how do I get a girlfriend

Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 01:13:42 PM

need a girlfriend this winter

i forgot how to get one though it's been a while. i'm used to short no string attatched flings

wat do. Best place to meet gf material girls? I was thinking barnes n noble bookstore

gats · November 25, 2015, 01:15:30 PM

Dude get a 2D

November 25, 2015, 01:15:53 PM

Mating calls

Luis · November 25, 2015, 01:21:48 PM

Take their virginity

Dan · November 25, 2015, 01:23:40 PM

go to the library and dickslap the girl u like.
their panties will pretty much fly off at that point.

Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 01:30:56 PM

Quote from: gatsby on November 25, 2015, 01:15:30 PM

Dude get a 2D

Damn well just might man, gf material girls are either intimidated by me, think i'm a player, or are not attracted to me at all.

they don't understand that i just want to give them my love

Jocephalopod · November 25, 2015, 01:33:03 PM

Pretend to be a mildly successful author

Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 01:35:13 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 25, 2015, 01:33:03 PM

Pretend to be a mildly successful author

this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set

gats · November 25, 2015, 01:37:19 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 25, 2015, 01:30:56 PM

Quote from: gatsby on November 25, 2015, 01:15:30 PM
Dude get a 2D
Damn well just might man, gf material girls are either intimidated by me, think i'm a player, or are not attracted to me at all.

they don't understand that i just want to give them my love

That's the problem with 3D bro, especially if you're not an ugly dude cuz girls will hate being on the side with less leverage.

Jim · November 25, 2015, 01:38:32 PM

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Jocephalopod · November 25, 2015, 01:39:10 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 25, 2015, 01:35:13 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 25, 2015, 01:33:03 PM
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set

Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection.

And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent.

What look are u going for?

Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 01:44:33 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 25, 2015, 01:39:10 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 25, 2015, 01:35:13 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 25, 2015, 01:33:03 PM
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set

Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection.

And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent.

What look are u going for?

Getting a hairstyle sorta like this

And cutting bodyfat to get nice and lean and tight like

And also getting some diamond earings(no homo)

RomanGladiator · November 25, 2015, 02:14:46 PM

Haven't had one in almost four years, no clue. You can be nice and polite, or extremely dirty, or both, doesn't matter

Batch · November 25, 2015, 02:19:23 PM

Firstly.

Stop being you.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 25, 2015, 02:24:46 PM

Build a bitch a cake.

Bitches love cake

Dopameme · November 25, 2015, 02:31:31 PM

I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.

Oh · November 25, 2015, 02:46:39 PM

find the ugliest fuck you can and ask her out.

Coomer · November 25, 2015, 04:30:16 PM

Verbally abuse and be as douchy as possible to girls

Works all the time in movies

Word Wizard · November 25, 2015, 05:17:39 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 25, 2015, 04:30:16 PM

Verbally abuse and be as douchy as possible to girls

Works all the time in movies

And real life

clum clum · November 25, 2015, 05:25:56 PM

lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself

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Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 05:46:12 PM

Quote from: KinderEssen on November 25, 2015, 05:25:56 PM

lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself

i do get girls fella, I just don't date them or do girlfriend/boyfriend things with them. wanna change my ways

Naru · November 25, 2015, 05:47:47 PM

tfw cant get a gf because socially retarded

Dopameme · November 25, 2015, 05:50:08 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 25, 2015, 05:46:12 PM

Quote from: KinderEssen on November 25, 2015, 05:25:56 PM
lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself
i do get girls fella, I just don't date them or do girlfriend/boyfriend things with them. wanna change my ways

read my post, homo

Jive Turkey · November 25, 2015, 05:52:40 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on November 25, 2015, 02:31:31 PM

I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.

I feel like this would be an easy way to get friendzoned fast :/

Dopameme · November 25, 2015, 05:57:21 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 25, 2015, 05:52:40 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on November 25, 2015, 02:31:31 PM
I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.
I feel like this would be an easy way to get friendzoned fast :/

you'll get friendzoned if you don't flirt at all or beat around the bush for too long. girls are...interesting creatures. they crave attention from guys, but at the same time, they love playing the "does he really like me?" game when you don't pay attention to them all the time.