how do I get a girlfriend

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need a girlfriend this winter

i forgot how to get one though it's been a while. i'm used to short no string attatched flings

wat do. Best place to meet gf material girls? I was thinking barnes n noble bookstore


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Dude get a 2D


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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
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Take their virginity


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go to the library and dickslap the girl u like.
their panties will pretty much fly off at that point.


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Dude get a 2D
Damn well just might man, gf material girls are either intimidated by me, think i'm a player, or are not attracted to me at all.

they don't understand that i just want to give them my love


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Pretend to be a mildly successful author


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Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set  8)


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Dude get a 2D
Damn well just might man, gf material girls are either intimidated by me, think i'm a player, or are not attracted to me at all.

they don't understand that i just want to give them my love
That's the problem with 3D bro, especially if you're not an ugly dude cuz girls will hate being on the side with less leverage.


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Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set  8)

Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection.

And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent.

What look are u going for?


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Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people

This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set  8)

Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection.

And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent.

What look are u going for?
Getting a hairstyle sorta like this



And cutting bodyfat to get nice and lean and tight like



And also getting some diamond earings(no homo)


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Haven't had one in almost four years, no clue. You can be nice and polite, or extremely dirty, or both, doesn't matter


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Firstly.

Stop being you.


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Build a bitch a cake.

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Your love gets me so high
I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.



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find the ugliest fuck you can and ask her out.


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Verbally abuse and be as douchy as possible to girls

Works all the time in movies ;) ;) ;)


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Verbally abuse and be as douchy as possible to girls

Works all the time in movies ;) ;) ;)

And real life  8) 8) 8)


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lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself
i do get girls fella, I just don't date them or do girlfriend/boyfriend things with them. wanna change my ways


 
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tfw cant get a gf because socially retarded


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Your love gets me so high
lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself
i do get girls fella, I just don't date them or do girlfriend/boyfriend things with them. wanna change my ways
read my post, homo


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I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.
I feel like this would be an easy way to get friendzoned fast :/


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Your love gets me so high
I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.
I feel like this would be an easy way to get friendzoned fast :/
you'll get friendzoned if you don't flirt at all or beat around the bush for too long. girls are...interesting creatures. they crave attention from guys, but at the same time, they love playing the "does he really like me?" game when you don't pay attention to them all the time.