How do I achieve fame in MMA?

Desty · March 11, 2016, 12:34:23 PM

Ideas:
-wear a mic of some kind and sing stuff as I'm beating the opponent up
-being a weeb fighter screaming japanese words like "Yatta!" when I win, and wear anime girls' faces on my shorts

Desty · March 11, 2016, 12:36:34 PM

I'm gonna try to give 100% from the start as to entertain the crowd, so I guess that covers my fighting style.

Pippen · March 11, 2016, 12:36:52 PM

Or just be good at MMA and work your way up without silly gimmicks.

Holy fuck I can't see a difference in our color schemes...

Desty · March 11, 2016, 12:51:45 PM

Quote from: Pip on March 11, 2016, 12:36:52 PM

Or just be good at MMA and work your way up without silly gimmicks.

Holy fuck I can't see a difference in our color schemes...

Sure, I bet skill is why Conor Mcgregor became so famous.

Dude, if you don't know what you're talking about, then don't bother. Working hard and just going at it isn't how you achieve success. Have you ever heard of work smart, not hard? Well, you should work hard the smart way.

Jocephalopod · March 11, 2016, 12:54:06 PM

Surgically place a gun within your abdomen and shoot your opponent on your UFC debut

Mr. Psychologist · March 11, 2016, 12:58:31 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 11, 2016, 12:54:06 PM

Surgically place a gun within your abdomen and shoot your opponent on your UFC debut

The peak, the pinnacle of german science!

See desty, even comes with the anime seal of approval. I know a guy who knows a guy who can do the procedure for about 3000kr

Desty · March 11, 2016, 01:29:05 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on March 11, 2016, 12:58:31 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 11, 2016, 12:54:06 PM
Surgically place a gun within your abdomen and shoot your opponent on your UFC debut

The peak, the pinnacle of german science!

See desty, even comes with the anime seal of approval. I know a guy who knows a guy who can do the procedure for about 3000kr

3000kr huh? That's a lot of Marabou choklad...

Mr. Psychologist · March 11, 2016, 01:33:53 PM

Quote from: Desty on March 11, 2016, 01:29:05 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on March 11, 2016, 12:58:31 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 11, 2016, 12:54:06 PM
Surgically place a gun within your abdomen and shoot your opponent on your UFC debut

The peak, the pinnacle of german science!

See desty, even comes with the anime seal of approval. I know a guy who knows a guy who can do the procedure for about 3000kr
3000kr huh? That's a lot of Marabou choklad...

But with a machine gun embedded in your torso, you will be unstoppable.

Epsira · March 11, 2016, 01:41:42 PM

Right before every fight listen to megalovania for half an hour and when you step into the ring say, "You're going to have a bad time."

gats · March 11, 2016, 01:49:43 PM

Destroy boypussy

Jono · March 11, 2016, 02:39:04 PM

Blow Dana White, talk a bunch of shit to your opponent, and fight at the weigh-in, and you'll be a main eventer in no time

Desty · March 11, 2016, 02:45:07 PM

Guys, I'm serious.

If I make it to UFC I'll throw shoutouts to this site

CrunchTime420 · March 11, 2016, 03:36:17 PM

when you defeat an opponent,put them in a coffin and dance on it

literally dance on their grave

Epsira · March 11, 2016, 04:01:19 PM

Quote from: Desty on March 11, 2016, 02:45:07 PM

Guys, I'm serious.

If I make it to UFC I'll throw shoutouts to this site

Then the world can know of our cancer.
Spread our zerg-goo, Desty, and god speed.