How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 01:05:47 AM

I got her a Lexus IS F Sport.

I am not fucking around on that. Since my credit is shit I got my stepdad to lease it in his name with the title in mine. It's in my garage until insurance is worked out.

But I only got a quickie. That's it. No ball tickling or even a hummer. My birthday is Thursday. We didn't even get to walk around outside Comic Con.

Am I being selfish?

Mmmmm Napalm · July 25, 2017, 01:40:21 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on July 25, 2017, 01:05:47 AM

But I only got a quickie. That's it. No ball tickling or even a hummer.

S T O P
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Braixen · July 25, 2017, 01:51:46 AM

haha cuck

Dietrich Six · July 25, 2017, 03:05:11 AM

Ah Charlie, you've fallen for the vaginal Jew.

Never pay someone you're with for sex, that's what whores are for.

Flee · July 25, 2017, 03:09:05 AM

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Jive Turkey · July 25, 2017, 04:13:17 AM

I hope you're kidding smh

velox · July 25, 2017, 04:24:59 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on July 25, 2017, 01:05:47 AM

Since my credit is shit I got my stepdad to lease it in his name with the title in mine.

Now I'm no expert on personal finance, but isn't this kind of a bad choice?

challengerX · July 25, 2017, 05:00:23 AM

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Jono · July 25, 2017, 05:30:03 AM

Sounds like your wife is the man of the house

Zonda · July 25, 2017, 07:09:20 AM

Lmao you talk big game but I bet you can't even get it up come showtime and that's why you're so sexually frustrated 24/7

Elai · July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM

notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it

velox · July 25, 2017, 09:10:07 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM

notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it

And why the name of the leader of ISIS?

Elai · July 25, 2017, 09:11:20 AM

Quote from: Velox on July 25, 2017, 09:10:07 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?

IIRC people voted on her new nickname. i don't remember the autistic thing he called her before but i remember al baghdadi being a marginal improvement.

Elai · July 25, 2017, 09:13:20 AM

Foehammer, I think is what he used to call her.

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 10:19:04 AM

Quote from: Jono on July 25, 2017, 05:30:03 AM

Sounds like your wife is the man of the house

Pretty much

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 10:21:09 AM

Quote from: Velox on July 25, 2017, 09:10:07 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?

I don't really care what name is used. I let the forum pick. The first chosen name was Foehammer. The the forces of autism struck and the current name was chosen

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 10:22:38 AM

Did I miss something? When did I marry her? I mean, I know I drink too much, but even a black out couldn't cover being married again without knowledge of it.

Could it?

challengerX · July 25, 2017, 10:53:20 AM

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MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 10:56:06 AM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2017, 10:53:20 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 09:13:20 AM
Foehammer, I think is what he used to call her.
son of a fucking bitch why would make me remember this?

Dude, you were one of the ones who started it.

Now get back in your cage, gimp

challengerX · July 25, 2017, 10:57:48 AM

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MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 10:58:40 AM

Get

Back

In

Your

Cage

Gimp

challengerX · July 25, 2017, 11:38:27 AM

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Elai · July 25, 2017, 11:54:22 AM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2017, 10:53:20 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 09:13:20 AM
Foehammer, I think is what he used to call her.
son of a fucking bitch why would make me remember this?

roger that, roger that.

Solonoid · July 25, 2017, 12:29:04 PM

Sounds like it won't be long before you're sucking her dick.

DAS B00T x2 · July 25, 2017, 12:32:48 PM

El mayo bro

You paying way too much for pussy that ain't even got your last name

DAS B00T x2 · July 25, 2017, 12:34:39 PM

Quote from: Velox on July 25, 2017, 09:10:07 AM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 25, 2017, 08:55:15 AM
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other

thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?

that was me. I take credit for this.

Kitsune 狐 · July 25, 2017, 12:44:48 PM

Wait... she's not your wife... just your girlfriend, and you got her a car?

must be nice

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 02:26:20 PM

Quote from: challengerX on July 25, 2017, 11:38:27 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on July 25, 2017, 10:58:40 AM
Get

Back

In

Your

Cage

Gimp
MyNameIs "I'm raising my kids To be challenger X's boss" Charlie

FTFY

MyNameIsCharlie · July 25, 2017, 02:26:49 PM

Quote from: Ossus on July 25, 2017, 12:29:04 PM

Sounds like it won't be long before you're sucking her dick.

That's so hot

challengerX · July 25, 2017, 02:50:59 PM

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