How could you escape from the creature in "It Follows"?

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uhhh...

- korrie
High caliber armor-piercing rounds.
Pretty sure it's unkillable
Gonna need a bigger gun then.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I don't have a problem with people being religious. I just think it's extremely silly, outdated and very unnecessary in modern society.

It makes some people do terrible things. But it also causes many people to do a complete 180 and become charitable, kind, etc.


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I don't have a problem with people being religious. I just think it's extremely silly, outdated and very unnecessary in modern society.

It makes some people do terrible things. But it also causes many people to do a complete 180 and become charitable, kind, etc.
the latter isn't religiously exclusive

it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society


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I neither fear, nor despise.
it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?


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it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.

oh pffft so that just means "in the past"

I'd say only some religions are outdated, just as some forms of government are harmful.


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it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.

oh pffft so that just means "in the past"

I'd say only some religions are outdated, just as some forms of government are harmful.
That's what "bygone" means, poopyhead.

Also, I'm still in the process of praying my DNA away btw


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it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.

oh pffft so that just means "in the past"

I'd say only some religions are outdated, just as some forms of government are harmful.
the fuck do you think bygone means?

all are outdated and unnecessary. they have no purpose anymore.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.

oh pffft so that just means "in the past"

I'd say only some religions are outdated, just as some forms of government are harmful.
That's what "bygone" means, poopyhead.

Also, I'm still in the process of praying my DNA away btw

my brain is mush from finals so forgive my retardedness


 
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I remember Gavin Free from Roosterteeth saying this same concept before the movie was announced.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
it's an outdated concept from a bygone era that has no purpose in modern society

What do you consider to be a bygone era?
The Dark Ages.
The Great Depression.
The fuckin' 80s.

oh pffft so that just means "in the past"

I'd say only some religions are outdated, just as some forms of government are harmful.
the fuck do you think bygone means?

all are outdated and unnecessary. they have no purpose anymore.

I misread something >.>

Anyways. Not all religions are harmful, and they have instead adapted to the culture very well. Some forms of government have also done that, while others are not as acceptable.

If you want to group them all together under the banner "religion", then the equivalent is saying "all forms of government are outdated and unnecessary". You can do that personally, but it literally makes no sense.



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What if you knock it down a well or a big hole?


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doesn't it only follow you if you have sex though

so I'll be fine


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What if you knock it down a well or a big hole?

I don't know. Maybe it'll dig it's way through?


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Nuke that shit from orbit


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What if you knock it down a well or a big hole?

I don't know. Maybe it'll dig it's way through?
Like. Travel the the antarctic.  It'll follow you eventually and freeze.


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It could logically stow away on another space ship to go after you.
It could, but is it intelligent enough to do so? If it "walks towards you", and you are in orbit above it, wouldn't it just walk across the earth repeatedly?
I mean it was smart enough to not fall for the trap at the end of the movie, so it's not like it's just a mindless zombie.
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I don't know if you'd call that intelligence. The power went out on its own so none of the appliances worked. It's goal is to kill, so throwing those objects might just be a method of killing.
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I may be remembering what happened incorrectly but it seemed like it was about to jump in the water and then stopped and then began throwing the electrical appliances in. And specifically the electrical appliances, nothing else.

I forgot.

the tag line for the movie was:

"It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It follows".

So yeah its retarded but immortal


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Just fuck a brain-dead coma patient.


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Just fuck a brain-dead coma patient.

It's a chain. If you pass it on to someone and then that person dies, it goes back to you.


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Just fuck a brain-dead coma patient.

It's a chain. If you pass it on to someone and then that person dies, it goes back to you.

That's true. Fuck a dead guy, then. It can't kill a dead guy, so it's stuck.


 
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What if you fucked a sea turtle? Those things live for over one hundred year and I doubt that bitch has gills.


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What if you fucked a sea turtle? Those things live for over one hundred year and I doubt that bitch has gills.

He wants the D




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That's true. Fuck a dead guy, then. It can't kill a dead guy, so it's stuck.

The person has to be living....and a person. So no sea turtles (sorry LC you can still write your fanfiction about it though). So I don't see any loopholes.

Now I would say having sex with the creature would be genius, because then it would kill itself hypothetically.
But if you have sex with it (technically it raped somebody in the movie) then you die.


 
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Have sex with it.

That way it'll have to follow itself.



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Have sex with it.

That way it'll have to follow itself.

I thought that too, but....

Now I would say having sex with the creature would be genius, because then it would kill itself hypothetically.
But if you have sex with it (technically it raped somebody in the movie) then you die.


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Can you just trap it in a really big container? How strong is it?


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Beat the shit outta it


 
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Have sex with it.

That way it'll have to follow itself.

I thought that too, but....

Now I would say having sex with the creature would be genius, because then it would kill itself hypothetically.
But if you have sex with it (technically it raped somebody in the movie) then you die.

You know how some people have a strangulation fetish or verge of death fetish?

Wouldn't hurt to try that one out with the creature. Ya'll are gonna die so why not make it interesting?

Ultimate fuck you to the creature. Then it's stuck following itself for eternity while you had the last gasp.


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Just go on a rape spree, after 500 I think you'd be alright.


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Just go on a rape spree, after 500 I think you'd be alright.
I hope they make a sequel explaining the origins of the creature