How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?

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If you go onto okcupid and look through the list of guys, the vast majority are ugly potatoes. But then sometimes you get to a super adorable guy, but he's really fucking simple. Why is it always that the cutest of guys just like shitty pop, and have no interesting taste in anything?

I'm not into guys btw.
Last Edit: July 14, 2017, 02:53:11 PM by Loaf


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.


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Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?


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Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?


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Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
;)


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.


 
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fuck you
I like food


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Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?
Show me on the doll where I can touch you.


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Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?
Show me on the doll where I can touch you.
You could touch me everywhere hypothetically, but touching me without making me to giggle will be a challenge. Be gentle.


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Also I don`t think adorable guys with good tastes go onto okcupid, they just by this point either already have a pair, or aren`t interested in any type of relationship


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Also I don`t think adorable guys with good tastes go onto okcupid, they just by this point either already have a pair, or aren`t interested in any type of relationship
I hope they all die.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
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Also I don`t think adorable guys with good tastes go onto okcupid, they just by this point either already have a pair, or aren`t interested in any type of relationship
or are too autistic to put themselves out there in fear of only attracting potatoes


 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
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