how can I increase my thetan levels?

July 07, 2016, 02:00:03 AM

I went to this cool new age clinic today and they told me my thetan levels are dangerously low

they want to give me some thetan synthesis therapy next week, but I'm worried it will be too late for me by then

does anyone know a way to do this at home?

SpenKick · July 07, 2016, 02:05:31 AM

Either you join Scientology or get a tanning bed.
Second choice is way cheaper I presume.

snee0rp · July 07, 2016, 02:50:23 AM

gain brouzouf

Dietrich Six · July 07, 2016, 09:41:52 AM

I thought thetans were bad

Aether · July 07, 2016, 09:44:22 AM

Drink ayahuasca.

DAS B00T x2 · July 07, 2016, 10:11:02 AM

Buy more.

Zonda · July 07, 2016, 12:02:24 PM

If the person who diagnosed you thinks it can wait a week then it's probably harmless over that time frame fam

thepanzieman · July 07, 2016, 12:11:00 PM

Light yourself on fire.

MyNameIsCharlie · July 07, 2016, 02:29:48 PM

Is there a Zenuist cult? Like satanists, but to Scientologists?

If not...does anything stop us from founding one?

Naru · July 07, 2016, 02:33:42 PM

Download it

MyNameIsCharlie · July 07, 2016, 03:02:17 PM

SC, did she say they were low, or high?