How are you preparing for Santa Claus' inevitable break-in?

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Put a little ghost pepper sauce in the milk I left out.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
ill use your anus as distraction

 
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Santa Claus is not a real person

 
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Quote from: Dan on December 24, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
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I've got a bear trap in the fireplace.
Rat poison in the cookies.
The carrots are injected with bleach.

 
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Quote from: Byrne on December 24, 2015, 12:16:58 PM
I've got a bear trap in the fireplace.
Rat poison in the cookies.
The carrots are injected with bleach.
Needs more antifreeze

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'm leaving him the bill for all the traps I bought too