How am I supposed to use all of this kale?

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I was thinking that I could just take a flat bread and put some cheese on it, melt it in the microwave and then put a shit load of kale on it and eat it like that. I dunno, but I really can't think of a way to eat it that doesn't involve making some type of sandwich or salad. I got two bushels of it, so it's going to be a challenge. Last week I got two bushels and I only ate like one of them.


 
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Saute it with some eggs or rice. Kale cooks down quite a bit.

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http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/sauteed-kale-recipe.html

oh fuck. I am going to have to go to this bullshit grocery store which is poor as fuck and filled with creepy people. Every single time I go in there something offensive happens. You can literally only pay with fucking cash, that's how cheap this grocery store is. I swear to god... there has to be a better way to get my garlic. Maybe I will go to giant eagle instead, that's multiple blocks away but it would probably be more worth it than marks.


 
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If you want to just eat it itself, try roasting it. Sauteing it will leave it limp and wet.

Put it in a ziplock bag, add a few tablespoons of oil, salt, pepper, garlic (whatever you want, really), then put it in a toaster oven (or conventional oven if you don't have a toaster oven) for 8-10 minutes. It'll be pretty good.


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get more vegetabes and chicken and make gumbo


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get more vegetabes and chicken and make gumbo
making a soup with it would be a great idea. I have a few ingredients, like some diced onions, diced assorted peppers, beans or lentils. I think all that is left to make it a really good soup would be a garlic clove or two and some broth from the soup shop down the street.
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saute that shit with some garlic
And if you want it to be slightly more flavorful, try throwing in some carrots and butternut squash, maybe? There are a million different ways you can make kale. Or make kale chips, I hear those are pretty good!


 
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