My family has a mini horse with the most generic name, "Squirt". So today, I had to move him from his typical fenced area to a smaller one where his two sheep friends are. Well some fuckwit in my family left a gate open at the back of our property that leads to an over-grown dirt road with a small drainage ditch next to it. Well, when I was moving the horse, he saw the open gate and bolted. I had to chase that fucker through thorns, weeds, and trees in nothing but basketball shorts, sandals, and an undershirt in freezing weather. Even after I got the leash on him, he was covered in thorns and kept rubbing up against me while I tried to maneuver the two of us through the overgrowth. He would act up and try to run off or spin around. I also had to get him to cross the drainage ditch, which he didn't want to do at all. I now have a scratched up and bleeding thigh from him rubbing up against me with all the thorns and sticks on him while I try to control him. I got him in eventually, but it took at least half an hour. I couldn't imagine having a full-sized horse. Those fuckers are smart, proud, and stubborn animals. I'm fine with cows and sheep. They are both adorable and manageable.

moo

Let me get with him, I'll make him all submissive when I'm done.

Engrapadora pls

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Gee, I wonder if this ends in fucking farm animals. :/

I am pleased

And why is that?

Let me get with him, I'll make him all submissive when I'm done.

Fucking brony furriers. 

Quote from: Chakas on December 08, 2014, 04:19:15 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on December 07, 2014, 11:58:57 PM

*Has read only the first sentence of the OP*

Gee, I wonder if this ends in fucking farm animals. :/

Please. I'm a fairy fucker, not an animal fucker

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lol farm boy

48 years old does not count as a boy.

Quote from: Trinity on December 08, 2014, 07:16:25 AM

Quote from: Chakas on December 08, 2014, 04:19:15 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on December 07, 2014, 11:58:57 PM

*Has read only the first sentence of the OP*

Gee, I wonder if this ends in fucking farm animals. :/

Please. I'm a fairy fucker, not an animal fucker

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I know,  I just wanted to quote both of those since they were pretty funny to me.