Where the character is stuck at the top of an empty tower, and only given a flashlight, well....a fleshlight, which is powered by the friction and static electricity of the rubbing, the catch? The character needs to use his mental willypower to retain his boner and not blow his load or loose his boner, as the darkness then will destroy him and rape his asshole.

Yup.

What the fuck

Was talking to my fiance and that somehow sprung to mind, we both had a laugh and she called me a freak (duh) and I felt the need to post it here. Seemed less creepy at that time then it does now

But who the fuck cares

oh

I really enjoy the idea as it blends well with flying furniture, talking walls and axe-wielding refrigerators for that haunted house feeling for any low budget kid-trapped-in-scary-place sidescroller. Wait, this is not supposed to be a low budget kid-trapped-in-scary-place sidescroller? Then, frankly, remove this post from the forum forever. Thank you.

KINDER LIKE THIS POST!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NothingIsScarier

There needs to be a movie where it's just an hour and a half of some guy walking through the woods, and every few minutes he hears something vaguely following him. He slowly starts going crazy and shooting around randomly in the woods, etc. The climax is him accidentally killing himself somehow (maybe he slips), and then it's just a close up of the ground next to his side. As it slowly pans out, the audience hears footsteps coming closer and getting louder, then going farther away and getting quieter. The implication being that the "thing" existed (he wasn't just going crazy), but it didn't care about him at all

10/10

Can I use your wife instead of a fleshlight?

You can use a cheese grater you.

Here's an idea for a good horror movie.

Guy doesn't pay the rent on his electricity bill.

Quote from: Batch on December 01, 2015, 04:53:57 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 01, 2015, 10:16:44 AM

Can I use your wife instead of a fleshlight?

You can use a cheese grater you.

y tho fam

Your micro penis might go through  one of the holes.

Quote from: Batch on December 01, 2015, 05:08:59 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 01, 2015, 05:04:29 PM

Quote from: Batch on December 01, 2015, 04:53:57 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 01, 2015, 10:16:44 AM

Can I use your wife instead of a fleshlight?

You can use a cheese grater you.

y tho fam

Your micro penis might go through  one of the holes.

But if my micropenis can fit inside a cheese greater hole, it can fit inside your wife.

Id rather her not go through that.