holy tits fantastic 4 was horrible

Naru · August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM

I got cancer watching that shit, the plot was literally relatable to halo 3. None in the first half, existent in the second

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · August 17, 2015, 06:19:51 PM

Blonic the Fluxmeister · August 17, 2015, 06:21:23 PM

>actually went to see fantastic 4
Lol, you should kill yourself.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · August 17, 2015, 06:22:45 PM

ha ha get fukt

Naru · August 17, 2015, 06:25:59 PM

Quote from: FLUXTHEPOLICE on August 17, 2015, 06:21:23 PM

>actually went to see fantastic 4
Lol, you should kill yourself.

my friends and i wanted to laugh, nothing was funny about how bad it was

Kitsune 狐 · August 17, 2015, 06:26:11 PM

Saw that one coming...

TB · August 17, 2015, 07:24:36 PM

Glad I didn't go see it.

Thun · August 17, 2015, 07:26:51 PM

Dude, there's been plenty of threads in here stating how bad it was.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

Verbatim · August 17, 2015, 07:30:47 PM

Was it bad in an entertaining way?

Cheat · August 17, 2015, 07:38:42 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 17, 2015, 07:30:47 PM

Was it bad in an entertaining way?

It's really not. It's boring and confusing; I'd say it's just disjointed overall. The first half isn't terrible, but the second half is a rushed mess that obviously went through post-production hell.

Spartan · August 17, 2015, 07:39:48 PM

Take your romantic interest and they'll be forced to pay attention to you because nothing interesting is going on

🂿 · August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM

Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM

the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.

Girl of Mystery · August 18, 2015, 12:54:22 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM

Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.

nonexistent and barely existent is a pretty accurate description of halo 3's story though

Doctor Doom · August 18, 2015, 12:55:34 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:54:22 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.
nonexistent and barely existent is a pretty accurate description of halo 3's story though

Still more story than Destiny.

Girl of Mystery · August 18, 2015, 12:57:03 AM

Quote from: Liquid Plotmaster on August 18, 2015, 12:55:34 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.
nonexistent and barely existent is a pretty accurate description of halo 3's story though

Still more story than Destiny.

the shit i took earlier was more engaging and had more story than destiny

Naru · August 18, 2015, 01:16:50 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:57:03 AM

Quote from: Liquid Plotmaster on August 18, 2015, 12:55:34 AM
Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.
nonexistent and barely existent is a pretty accurate description of halo 3's story though

Still more story than Destiny.
the shit i took earlier was more engaging and had more story than destiny

pic?

Doctor Doom · August 18, 2015, 01:19:23 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:57:03 AM

Quote from: Liquid Plotmaster on August 18, 2015, 12:55:34 AM
Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 18, 2015, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Naru on August 17, 2015, 06:19:06 PM
the plot was literally relatable to halo 3.

I'm offensive and I find this triggered.
nonexistent and barely existent is a pretty accurate description of halo 3's story though

Still more story than Destiny.
the shit i took earlier was more engaging and had more story than destiny

I took a shit earlier that managed to cut my asshole somehow. Gotta watch out for those weird jagged feces, y'know? So I sat there holding toilet paper to my ass until the bleeding stopped.

And thus, I too have told a greater tale than Destiny.

Lord Starch · August 18, 2015, 02:25:36 AM

I'm over all these remakes. I can't bring myself to waste money on something I basically already saw. Plus fantastic 4 is like the most boring marvel group imo.

Naru · August 18, 2015, 02:36:19 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 17, 2015, 07:30:47 PM

Was it bad in an entertaining way?

my friends and i wanted to laugh at how bad it was, but it wasnt possible.

Sigma617 · August 18, 2015, 02:56:27 AM

I could guess that movie would be terrible from the very moment I learned it existed.

However, it takes itself way too seriously, so you end up with a pathetically boring movie that has no value even ironically.

Naru · August 18, 2015, 03:04:35 AM

Quote from: Thunder on August 17, 2015, 07:26:51 PM

Dude, there's been plenty of threads in here stating how bad it was.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

i wanted to have a nice laugh with some pals in an empty theater, not receive cancer for my eyes