Quote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.
A storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No U
I don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.
<—I left my tiger at homeQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.
Quote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AM<—I left my tiger at homeQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.Foxzilla?
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:39:26 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AM<—I left my tiger at homeQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.Foxzilla?rawr *noms bear*
Quote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:40:19 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:39:26 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AM<—I left my tiger at homeQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.Foxzilla?rawr *noms bear*
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321
Quote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:43:35 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:41:45 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321I've had bad experiences with sleeping cats.
Quote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:41:45 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321I've had bad experiences with sleeping cats.
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:42:14 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:40:19 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:39:26 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AM<—I left my tiger at homeQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:26:44 AMQuote from: Elegiac on January 23, 2015, 12:00:26 PMA storyOnce a tiger caught a fox and was about to eat it. But the fox said, “You cannot eat me. God has appointed me as the chief of all beasts. If you eat me, you would go against the will of God.”“If you do not believe my words,” added the fox, “let me walk ahead and you behind me. See how the other beasts run when they see me.” The tiger believed the fox’s words and walked with him.All the beasts ran as they saw the pair. But the tiger did not know they were running away from him and not the fox.Eventually the duo came across a bear, the bear did not react because bears are nearly blind and the wind was blowing the wrong way.Foxzilla?rawr *noms bear*fuckdamna fox can't catch a break
Quote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:52:38 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:51:02 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:43:35 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:41:45 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321I've had bad experiences with sleeping cats.With birds too, actually.I think if a boypussy would be an animal it totes would be a bear
Quote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:51:02 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:43:35 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:41:45 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:38:45 AMQuote from: ねこ on January 24, 2015, 02:37:24 AMQuote from: Ushan on January 24, 2015, 02:27:42 AMI don't approve of small felines. Too many scars.No UCat starts shit in321I've had bad experiences with sleeping cats.With birds too, actually.