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I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

Don't forget your rainbow underwear for 1/2 off a sundae!

i just opened a glass ketchup bottle without running it under water.

i just opened a glass ketchup bottle without running it under water.

Go right on in, sir.

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I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes.

I'm so tough I didn't cry at the end of Marley & Me.

I'm so tough I voluntarily go to Super Weenie Hut Jr where all the weak, defenseless little kids go. Screw your Spitoon with ugly tough guys.

Weenie Hut General has stables.

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

Don't forget your rainbow underwear for 1/2 off a sundae!

Psh, I would never forget.

I'm so tough I didn't cry at the end of Marley & Me.

Please, enter.

I'm so tough I just beat Regret on Legendary twice.

I'm so tough I masturbate to lumberjack porn with ultra rough sandpaper

I played Doom 3 in the dark by my lonesome as part of a dare. I didn't break until I was an hour in to the game.

I still post when I'm banned.

I live in your mum.