[Opening theme ends and Leenord is visible in the living room of the apartment doing science when Sheldopolis pops out of his room.]

Sheldopolis: Salutations, Leenord.

Leenord: Hello, Sheldopolis

*laugh track*

Sheldopolis: Leenord, I must say, I'm such a great, 3-Dimensional character that is both insanely witty and intelligent.

*laugh track*

Leenord: Yes, I am a beta male who wants to stick his dick in Penny's poon but is always overshadowed by chad.

*laugh track x2*

[Enters Pennsylvanus in tight top with cleavage exposed and in pink underwear.]

Pennsylvanus: (without heavy accent despite being from the south like a dirty fucking hick or some shit) What's up, you guys?

*laugh track does not play because the guy working the laugh track is too busy looking at her breasts at this time*

Sheldopolis: (to Pennsylvanus) Oh Pennsylvanus, you're such a wonderful and smart person.

*awww sound track*

Pennsylvanus: Really, Sheldopolis?

Sheldopolis: BARBONGO!

*Sheldopolis takes out bongos and begins to play with them gleefully while the laugh track is turned to max to make it appear that this is actually funny even though it is not*

Pennsylvanus: Well, I guess I'm going then.

[Pennsylvanus exits stage left.  Dirty Jew and Captain Poo in Loo arrive stage left.

Dirty Jew: Oy vey goyim, it's anudda shoah.

*laugh track*

Captain Poo in Loo: (with an accent thicker than a black man's penis) Haha, it's funny because Leonard can't get it with a hot girl even though I can't even talk to one.  I bring such diversity to this show!

*laugh track x4*

Leenord: (to Dirty Jew and Captain Poo in Loo) Well fuck you faggots. (to Sheldopolis) Fuck you too, Sheldongo.

*laugh track ensues as the episode come to an end*

Fucking pooloos man.

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