GUY FERRARI HERE, COMIN" AT YOU FROM THE CORNER OF JUICY AND DELICIOUS, WHERE LOCALS PILE UP AT THIS KILLER MOUNTAIN PUB THAT SERVES UP WHAT MY HOMBRE BIG HOSS IN TEXAS LIKES TO CALL THE BEST DAMN BIB RIBS!!!!! WITH A SAUCE SO RICH, IT MAKES MARK CUBAN TURN MEXICAN!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!

NEXT, WE"LL BE CRUSIN" FOR A BRUSIN" TOWARD DOWNTOWN FLAVORTOWN, WHERE MUSTY JOE AND HIS CAMEL SHACK PUMP OUT THE CREAMIEST OF THE CREAMY IN A TRIPLE DREAM TEAM ASSORTMENT OF MASHED POTATOES!!!! DON"T WORRY ABOUT SCREENING THESE FOR CANCER, NOT A SINGLE LUMP IN SIGHT!!!!!

AND FINALLY, WE"RE GONNA BUST A MOVE AT PRICKLY PETE"S PUMP & LUBE WHERE FANS SAY THEY DISH OUT SOME GANGSTER LOBSTER BREAD!!! AND HERE"S WHEN THE POOL OPENS: DRINK THE WHOLE GRAVY BOAT, AND GET YOUR PICTURE POSTED WHERE THE DRAPES MATCH THE CARPET!!!!

ALL THIS AND MORE ON GUY"S BIG TRIPLE DDD!!!!!!!

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