My modest proposal on making a more civil society

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Make it completely legal and acceptable to kick someone in the dick once per day. Females may be cunt punted.

The rules: You may kick someone as hard as you can, barefoot, once per 24 hour period. They can retaliate, but that will use their kick. No protective gear is allowed and no one may interfere with the kick. If you wanted to kick a politician, their security detail may not hamper you. The only limitation is with police, fire fighters and people in hospitals. If there is a life threatening crisis, you have to wait until they finish, and then you may kick. The receiving party has to assume the position when the kick is announced. No attempt to block it is allowed. Though, if it is a surprise kick, then mitigating factors will be allowed. The process will be for announced kicks will be a formal declaration of kick, the receiving party assuming the position, the kick, and a mandatory one minute wait for the kicker to receive a retaliatory kick. If no retaliation is issued, then both parties go about their days. For people driving cars, both parties must pull over to a safe area before kicking. Refusal to pull over is the same as interfering. People who interfere will void their kick for a full week per instance of interfering.


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That doesn't sound at all civil.


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That doesn't sound at all civil.

At first there will be a learning curve. But, after time people will act in a manner that doesn't draw attention to themselves as needing to be kicked. They will be more civil.


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That doesn't sound at all civil.

At first there will be a learning curve. But, after time people will act in a manner that doesn't draw attention to themselves as needing to be kicked. They will be more civil.

Sounds like a good way to force society to stagnate.


 
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I'm all for just making dueling legal again.


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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That doesn't sound at all civil.

At first there will be a learning curve. But, after time people will act in a manner that doesn't draw attention to themselves as needing to be kicked. They will be more civil.

Sounds like a good way to force society to stagnate.

I disagree. If certain individuals receive multiple kicks throughout their day, they would learn to not act in a manner that warrants so many kicks. In companies, if a supervisor is continually stifling research to save face, then they get kicked. Disruptive students in class would also be kicked. Sure, at first this would be abused. But the group as a whole would limit this.


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I'm all for just making dueling legal again.

I'm ready for wooden cane beatdowns in Congress again


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Do kicks build up over time if I don't use them? (Doubtful)


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I'm all for just making dueling legal again.
Confession time here's what I got

my fellow soldiers will tell ya I'm a terrible shot


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Get out of here, Jonathan Swift.


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Do kicks build up over time if I don't use them? (Doubtful)

Just one kick per 24 hour period


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
complete macho bullshit