If Animals Could Speak English

Coomer · September 14, 2015, 04:36:15 PM

You bet your ass people would want to marry them and start some bullshit marriage rights movement

clum clum · September 14, 2015, 04:39:37 PM

Unless they had the same brains as humans they would be drooling, knuckle-dragging retards by our standards.

Korra · September 14, 2015, 04:42:13 PM

Oh god I can already hear the wails of pain and screams of agony at the butchers shops...in full on English.

N/A · September 14, 2015, 04:44:43 PM

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XSEAN · September 14, 2015, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 14, 2015, 04:44:43 PM

I just want genetically engineered animal people to exist already.

Furry

Doctor Doom · September 14, 2015, 04:46:30 PM

I'd still eat them, though.

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clum clum · September 14, 2015, 04:52:42 PM

Allow me to reiterate - animals speaking English - or any language for that matter - is pure fantasy. Most do not have anything close in brain capacity to what is required for the complex communication skills that humans use.

XSEAN · September 14, 2015, 04:55:52 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 14, 2015, 04:47:51 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on September 14, 2015, 04:46:07 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on September 14, 2015, 04:44:43 PM
I just want genetically engineered animal people to exist already.
Furry
At least I'll admit to being one unlike some other people.

i was saying that in a joking tone and I am not

XSEAN · September 14, 2015, 04:57:01 PM

I would be annoyed with my dog if it spoke English

I AM HUNGRY
I WANT A WALK
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I HAVE SOME

Coomer · September 14, 2015, 04:58:02 PM

Quote from: Connoisseur of Dicks on September 14, 2015, 04:52:42 PM

Allow me to reiterate - animals speaking English - or any language for that matter - is pure fantasy. Most do not have anything close in brain capacity to what is required for the complex communication skills that humans use.

Let me remind you people like this still exist

YouTube

It legit won't matter how smart the animals are, people will find some bullshit connection with them

velox · September 14, 2015, 04:58:28 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on September 14, 2015, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on September 14, 2015, 04:44:43 PM
I just want genetically engineered animal people to exist already.
Furry

me too thanks