or don't, whatever.

I already know most of you are just wanting to be cheeky and make jokes about me drinking bleach XD, but i'm hoping for the off chance that someone wants to give helpful suggestions. So my birthday is on Jan 30th and I have quite a bit to spend. Now instead of a usual get all your friends and have fun thing I want to take me and my girl out for an amazing night in Denver. Now I already have a hotel ready and I am hiring one of my very good friends to be our driver for the night, but between driving down and getting laid there is empty space at this point. Any suggestions from anyone who might have been to Denver? Any places to eat or activities besides drinking bleach we should do? I will be wearing my breaded shoes along with other fancy clothing in case anybody is wondering. Inb4OPisawhippedpussy (I already know I am) Inb4shoes Inb4OPcan'tinb4

Sorry, most my suggestions involve hookers and blow

I'm open to ideas.

Billiards, bowling, and bitches


the trinity of a night out

I don't know anything about Denver nor do I know anything about taking friends out for a night on the town.

Just throw money at everything and overkill it.