Help I am in love

Jive Turkey · February 25, 2015, 02:47:12 PM

None of you will remember the thread I made around November of the girl I fell in love with, perfect personality perfect errythang, we would get along like we were lovers in a past life after knowing each other a month. Even crazier is she is not even that pretty. I'd say maybe a 6.5/10 but she just glows to me

Well after the semester ended I thought I'd never see her again, still thought about her sometimes but accepted losses. Well this semester I had to switch classes a week ago due to schedule issues and she is in my new class

it's like it was meant to be.

I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff. We both definitely feel the tension and connection we share. What should I do brahs? Ps. This is the closest to love I've felt in my life

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 25, 2015, 02:49:05 PM

challenge him to a duel in Yu-Gi-Oh to win her heart

Elegiac · February 25, 2015, 02:50:14 PM

If you're not usually a homewrecker, then maybe you have some good karma to burn.

Sometimes you must homewreck for the greater good.

Jim · February 25, 2015, 02:59:23 PM

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gats · February 25, 2015, 03:07:32 PM

I'd say go for it. If she means that much to you and the feelings are mutual then why not. You would both be happy

DAS B00T x2 · February 25, 2015, 03:13:23 PM

Urinate on his person to establish dominance and the female will follow you if he doesn't retaliate and win the fight.
If you lose, however, expect to be ostracized from the pack or made their bitch until you remove yourself.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 25, 2015, 03:16:44 PM

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Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM

Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

The Waifu Master · February 25, 2015, 03:22:11 PM

Kill her.

Nexus · February 25, 2015, 03:26:33 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 02:47:12 PM

I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff.

I bet he has been inside her. Imagine all those things you just described, and she lets him inside her. You gotta imagine what her pussy must be like then.

rC · February 25, 2015, 03:27:19 PM

damn you're pretty much an asshole. basically:

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM

Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:28:43 PM

Quote from: Rape Culture on February 25, 2015, 03:27:19 PM

damn you're pretty much an asshole. basically

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

Because I won't tell the guy it's okay to pursue someone that's in a long-term relationship? K.

rC · February 25, 2015, 03:30:18 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:28:43 PM

Quote from: Rape Culture on February 25, 2015, 03:27:19 PM
damn you're pretty much an asshole. basically

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

Because I won't tell the guy it's okay to pursue someone that's in a long-term relationship? K.

no im agreeing with you, i should have put a colon after basically

Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:31:24 PM

Quote from: Rape Culture on February 25, 2015, 03:30:18 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: Rape Culture on February 25, 2015, 03:27:19 PM
damn you're pretty much an asshole. basically

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

Because I won't tell the guy it's okay to pursue someone that's in a long-term relationship? K.
no im agreeing with you, i should have put a colon after basically

Woops

Nexus · February 25, 2015, 03:32:20 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:31:24 PM

I thought you were OP.

Blazed Iron · February 25, 2015, 03:33:29 PM

Settle it in Smash!

Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:34:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 25, 2015, 03:32:20 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:31:24 PM
I thought you were OP.

Jive =/= Hurtful

Jive Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:35:45 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 25, 2015, 03:16:44 PM

TFW no one here says toast in envelope
OT: Toast in envelope
Off topic: I need your meditating thread so I can try it out bitch

for a great guided meditation go on YouTube and search "Jon kabat zinn mindfulness" and click the 12 minute one with his face, I'll try to link it in a sec

Jive Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:36:14 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM

Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.

ssshhhhh

Jive Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:37:01 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 25, 2015, 03:26:33 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 02:47:12 PM
I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff.
I bet he has been inside her. Imagine all those things you just described, and she lets him inside her. You gotta imagine what her pussy must be like then.

I got over jealousy of sexual conquest a long time ago mayne

Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:38:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 03:36:14 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on February 25, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
Not sure why people even bother to ask about this. Of course pursuing her is the wrong thing to do, but you want validation for what you want. This forum's a poor guide for ethics and relationships.
ssshhhhh

Although my wife was sort of dating someone when I asked her out (I didn't know), and he and I are good friends now. They only dated for a month and she didn't like him, but w/e. Maybe you can be eskimo bros.

Nexus · February 25, 2015, 03:38:48 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 03:37:01 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 25, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 02:47:12 PM
I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff.
I bet he has been inside her. Imagine all those things you just described, and she lets him inside her. You gotta imagine what her pussy must be like then.
I got over jealousy of sexual conquest a long time ago mayne

No, I was referring to if she lets nasty men inside her then inside her must also be nasty.

Jive Turkey · February 25, 2015, 03:45:01 PM

I actually block that thought out for now haha. If I get that far I will deal with it then

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 25, 2015, 04:04:46 PM

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Casper · February 25, 2015, 05:13:39 PM

Winy · February 25, 2015, 05:58:29 PM

Continue speaking to her on a friendly basis and don't do anything too initiative. The subject will inevitably be brought up by her eventually if she's considering the possibility of leaving her boyfriend for you. Don't fuck up this guys life so quickly.

R o c k e t · February 25, 2015, 06:03:59 PM

I'd be respecting of her current relationship. It's lasted 2 years for a reason.
Don't make yourself look bad just to get into a relationship that could very possibly not work out.

Then you're stuck with the reputation of someone who tries to ruin relationships.

Blazed Iron · February 26, 2015, 04:13:01 AM

Dude for real, you've got a mean case of blue balls. Enjoy!

Flee · February 26, 2015, 04:47:19 AM

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Mattie G Indahouse · February 26, 2015, 05:01:05 AM

Remember one thing OP. Do not be a beta fag like Kinder.