Windows doesn't start, it gets stuck in the please wait screen! I already used system restore, its still freezing. Help!

I can't help.

Try Xbox.com
Stick it in someone's pooper
Toast/Envelope
Do what Slash said.

Also.
Sucks to suck.

Quote from: BioSmiley on September 16, 2014, 09:28:17 AM

Quote from: challengerX on September 16, 2014, 09:22:23 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 16, 2014, 09:09:04 AM

Quote from: challengerX on September 16, 2014, 08:26:50 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 16, 2014, 08:24:42 AM

Press the "Windows button + R"

Type "cmd' and hit enter

Then type "delete system32"

This isn't funny man. Especially as a mod.

Mods aren't allowed to have a sense of humor now?

That joke was never funny. We've already had this conversation. I know you like to be all edgy and shit, but shut the fuck up.

It's not right to mess with people like that.

Calm down. It's just a joke, no need to get your panties all riled up. So how about you unlodge that stick and just enjoy a simple joke.

Boy did that sound rehearsed. Where you copy and paste that from?

I'm totally calm bro. Just informing him that the joke isn't funny.

That does sound rehearsed, but it's like a dark joke. Some people find it funny, others don't.

Well...thanks guys for the help.

Sigh.

What type of computer is it? Hotkeys on start differ from brand to brand.

A Lenovo.

Quote from: SecondClass on September 16, 2014, 09:35:59 AM

Quote from: challengerX on September 16, 2014, 09:22:23 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 16, 2014, 09:09:04 AM

Quote from: challengerX on September 16, 2014, 08:26:50 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 16, 2014, 08:24:42 AM

Press the "Windows button + R"

Type "cmd' and hit enter

Then type "delete system32"

This isn't funny man. Especially as a mod.

Mods aren't allowed to have a sense of humor now?

That joke was never funny. We've already had this conversation. I know you like to be all edgy and shit, but shut the fuck up.

It's not right to mess with people like that.

Uh, we actually haven't. Or maybe we have, you're not that memorable of a person. And yeah, of course I'm edgy by this forum's standards. But how the hell is thinking that mods should be able to joke around edgy in the slightest?

Please tell me that you don't actually believe anyone has ever fallen for the "delete system 32" trick. No one's messing with anyone, you seriously need to sit down and take a fucking chill pill.

We've already had this conversation. LOL Trying to insult me by saying I'm not memorable. inb4 I wasn't trying to insult you

People have fallen for that trick. Why the hell do you think people did it in the first place?

I'm calm. You're the one arguing and telling me I need to laugh at what you laugh at. Put down that mirror.

No, I was definitely insulting you. And yeah, maybe the first person that it was done to fell for it. Anyone with even the slightest understand of how a computer works would know not to delete system 32. People dumb enough to actually fall for that shit deserve the outcome.

Calm? You're the one that's getting pissy over a simple joke and telling people to shut the fuck up. And I'm not telling you that you need to find it funny, quite the opposite. You're the one that started all this bullshit by spouting "that's not funny" as if your sense of humor was the universal gauge on what jokes are acceptable to be posted here.