What If Hermione Was The Chosen One?

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:11:53 AM

And Harry was the smart friend with muggle parents and Ron was still just Ron. Do you think it could have led to a complicated love triangle. Just wondering if Hermione being the main character would make a difference.

(I'm not writing a fan fic)

Jester · March 02, 2015, 12:13:34 AM

I would show her my magic wand

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:14:54 AM

Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:13:34 AM

I would show her my magic wand

RWJ needs to hang himself

that cancerous avatar has instantly derailed my thread

Mmmmm Napalm · March 02, 2015, 12:15:07 AM

In regards to the later films, Hermione was a bit more likeable at times.

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:16:02 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on March 02, 2015, 12:15:07 AM

In regards to the later films, Hermione was a bit more likeable at times.

what if she was the main character in earlier films?

Jester · March 02, 2015, 12:16:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:14:54 AM

Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:13:34 AM
I would show her my magic wand
RWJ needs to hang himself

that cancerous avatar has instantly derailed my thread

This thread is a HP thread. It was already cancerous.

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:18:11 AM

Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:16:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:13:34 AM
I would show her my magic wand
RWJ needs to hang himself

that cancerous avatar has instantly derailed my thread
This thread is a HP thread. It was already cancerous.

Hit Points? What?

March 02, 2015, 12:21:02 AM

just make ron a death eater again

Jester · March 02, 2015, 12:21:03 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:18:11 AM

Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:16:23 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:14:54 AM
Quote from: Jester Lavellan on March 02, 2015, 12:13:34 AM
I would show her my magic wand
RWJ needs to hang himself

that cancerous avatar has instantly derailed my thread
This thread is a HP thread. It was already cancerous.
Hit Points? What?

I was thinking more along the lines of "Horny Potter"

Sigma617 · March 02, 2015, 12:21:14 AM

I have a better question:

Who gives a damn?

Juuzou · March 02, 2015, 12:22:24 AM

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March 02, 2015, 12:23:07 AM

Jester's avatar looks like Door tbh

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:24:48 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on March 02, 2015, 12:23:07 AM

Jester's avatar looks like Door tbh

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Jester · March 02, 2015, 12:28:20 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:24:48 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on March 02, 2015, 12:23:07 AM
Jester's avatar looks like Door tbh
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

door

Turkey · March 02, 2015, 12:39:39 AM

Chosen Ones can't be women, everybody knows that.

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:41:14 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 02, 2015, 12:39:39 AM

Chosen Ones can't be women, everybody knows that.

You do know that a woman wrote Harry Potter, right?

Turkey · March 02, 2015, 12:45:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:41:14 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 02, 2015, 12:39:39 AM
Chosen Ones can't be women, everybody knows that.
You do know that a woman wrote Harry Potter, right?

The prophesy literally refers to the Chosen One as a boy. It was a joke, though.

Elegiac · March 02, 2015, 12:52:01 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 02, 2015, 12:45:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 02, 2015, 12:41:14 AM
Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 02, 2015, 12:39:39 AM
Chosen Ones can't be women, everybody knows that.
You do know that a woman wrote Harry Potter, right?

The prophesy literally refers to the Chosen One as a boy. It was a joke, though.

I'm going to need you to be more politically correct in future