Jesus was metal as fuck

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I could imagine him starting a band called "The Trinity" with God and the Holy Spirit. His best selling album would be "Testament in my blood". The songs included would be

Crown of thornes

Three days in hell

Nails in my hands

Undead God

Well of life

Guns n Moses

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Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
'Well of Life' sounds like a good one
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
What about Guns n Moses

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uhhh...

- korrie
He went all brutal on those filthy Jews in the temple. "FUCK YOUR FILTHY MONEY! THIS IS THE HOUSE OF THE BIG G!" - Jesus H. Superstar Christ

True story.

 
 
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Rockets on my X
The Resurrection