Having intercourse with a trap isnt ****very**** gay

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I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 inches to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches on average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. from this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the adult human male. First I had to find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Textbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14kg. Then I found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a  human, according to Wikipedia, 985kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of a adult male's volume. Assuming lack of testosterone or female hormones makes a person female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

 
 
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it's actually 0% gay

common sense bro

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Quote from: Verbatim on December 05, 2017, 04:04:48 PM
it's actually 0% gay

common sense bro
Ah yes of course, I should have kept to the teachings of Plato.

 
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bunch of faggots itt tbh

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.

Das

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 05, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.

Das
Dietrich

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 05, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.

Das
Dietrich
Don't make me do this

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 05, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.

Das
Dietrich

Ushan

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: Jester on December 05, 2017, 04:10:58 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 05, 2017, 04:04:48 PM
it's actually 0% gay

common sense bro
Ah yes of course, I should have kept to the teachings of Plato.
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Shit's not gay at all
Proof: I as a 100% heterosexual man like traps

Bam, problem solved,  problem staying solved.
I feel like at least 50% of this forum is hetero- or bisexual, at least has such a potential, myself included. Like in a way you don`t care about who has what under skirt, who is what nationality and so on. Like this wall doesn`t exist anymore, exists only people, their personalities and deeds and thats it. Guess thats what internet has done.
Last Edit: December 05, 2017, 05:38:44 PM by MarKhan

 
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If you know, you know.
Traps is another jewish plot at population control of the white man.

So many lost souls itt.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
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Traps is another jewish plot at population control of the white man.

So many lost souls itt.
Why do you mock the truth?

 
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Plato's got a point, I've never heard of a statue-sexual before.

 
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Is it gay if the trap is a scythe wielding dragon from space?
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
0% gay

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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does this stuff even work?
Its the gayest thing since loving dongs