Upon extended time standing in a urinal, my mind wanders during the moments of bliss. It's at these times where some of my best cognitive works take form. Namely in this instance, the answer to the age old question:

Which is more painful: Going into labor or being kicked in the balls?

Well the answer is quite simple and easily: Being kicked in the balls.

Some may be baffled by this response, but I assure you that upon researching this with several males and females, this is the only correct answer. Upon questioning mothers whether or not they would be willing to have another child, I'll get answers such as "Of course" or if they don't something like "I don't have the money or time" whereas if I ask a man if they would ever want to be kicked in the balls again, it's a universal "No." If labor is so painful, there is no logical reason to want to go into it again which a conflicted number of women would say they do, whereas no man has ever said to me he wants to be kicked in the balls again.

I rest my case.

Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.

The fact that women are insane enough to want to go through childbirth repeatedly just means that they're insane.

That doesn't mean they're right.

god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two

They already have a kid, another would just be unnecessary pain and strain on resources.

Remember folks, if you're not living on a farm, have as small a family as possible.

Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.

They already have a kid, another would just be unnecessary pain and strain on resources.

Remember folks, if you're not living on a farm, have as small a family as possible.

Quote from: Ender on May 23, 2016, 11:42:22 AM

Women would what to do it again because they get a kid from it, guys lose kids from it.

I forget I'm talking to you cunts about babies. The same cunts who don't like them.

Why not just get a C-section?

Quote from: Ender on May 23, 2016, 11:44:22 AM

Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver

I'm pretty sure that's only for emergency's but Ill ask my mom since she was a NICU nurse later

god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two

By the time you're old enough to raise children, you should've been given sufficient reason to dissuade you from ever wanting a kid, let alone more. The mentality of "I could do better" is presumptuous, arrogant, and irrational.

I mean, you're subjecting yourself to the worst pain imaginable, just to have a little parasite leeching off your resources. I really can't think of a better word than "insane" for that.

Quote from: Ender on May 23, 2016, 11:43:17 AM

god forbid anyone wants to have a baby or two

By the time you're old enough to raise children, you should've been given sufficient reason to dissuade you from ever wanting a kid, let alone more. The mentality of "I could do better" is presumptuous, arrogant, and irrational.

I mean, you're subjecting yourself to the worst pain imaginable, just to have a little parasite leeching off your resources. I really can't think of a better word than "insane" for that.

Is it the concept of loving your kids foreign to you?

Science is able to do crazy shit like reconstruct a damaged Uterus and transplant penises. Can't be too far off from giving one to a former male.

You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit

Is it the concept of loving your kids foreign to you?

No, but just because you love your kids doesn't change the fact that they're parasites that you'd be better off without.

There are people who name their tumors, and don't want to be cured, because they've grown attached to them.

It's like... okay, I guess?

Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?

So yeah, it kind of is objectively more painful to be hit in the balls.

Also now a days we have painkiller shit to give girls when they deliver

They drill into your spine to administer those meds. Essentially a spinal tap. It can have long lasting effects and leave you with back problems.

My sister had it done and I don't recall her ever saying it was worth it.

Gee, I wonder

Don't women have a higher threshold of pain tolerance?

So yeah, it kind of is objectively more painful to be hit in the balls.

that's like saying a binge-eating 500 pound obese guy has a healthy intake of calories, when you account for the fact that it takes a lot longer to fill his stomach than the average person

except that's stupid