Haven't had a troll science thread in a while

How to invent Time Travel.

You have to promise your self that you will go back in time and give it to yourself. Then an older you should appear right in front of you and give you a time machine.

If it doesn't work, it means you can't keep promises and aren't trustworthy.

What if it also means you're too poor to afford a time travel machine?

Lighbulbs don't actually shine light, they suck darkness. That's why they become dark when they burn out.

Wind is the earth breathing. It breathes through volcanoes, which scientists spell as volcanose. Volcanic eruptions are the Earth's sneezes.

Lets dance

On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

On a quantum scale your dick is still barely visible

On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.

On a quantum scale your dick is still barely visible

Doesn't stop him from working your mother over with it. Though at $2.58 an hour, she is a hell of a bargain

Lets dance

earth is not people

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

not in any significant form

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

not in any significant form

but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

not in any significant form

but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud

no.

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

not in any significant form

but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud

no.

prove me wrong then

Lets dance

earth is not people

people are made out of earth though

not in any significant form

but they are

we came from the earth and we will return to it

unless it was an asteroid that brought life to earth in which case we are made out of spacemud

no.

prove me wrong then

plant a flower in yourself then.

quantum physics dictates that conscience creates matter

Schrodinger's cat is both alive and dead.

yeah thats a good one