"Watch me punch this policeman"

When discussing the content of the extended edition for Watchmen:

"Yeah man, it's like, the same movie, but two of them, and they both have completely different content."

people have told me i am the friend that does stupid things

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on September 21, 2015, 07:08:03 PM

people have told me i am the friend that does stupid things

stop doing them then

i would if i could

My friend pulled out his pubes during phys ed
He also shoved a whole orange in his mouth

Well one of them were hospitalized due to alcohol poisoning.

In year 9, that one mate who just has to throw shit at anybody and everybody, absolutely pegged a large apple with all his strength at a group of people in the school courtyard at lunch. His throw went way higher than intended, and it went clean through a window, leaving a near perfectly circular hole with some cracks extending out from it, with apple fragments and juice going everywhere in the hallway.

There was a moment where everybody just stood still, followed by more than half the people present running away as fast as possible, despite having nothing to do with the incident. When the Teacher angrily called out who did it, he owned up immediately though, and got off with a stern talking to, and an $80 dollar bill for the replacement of the window.

Honestly you had to be there, because the collective pants-shitting reaction of about 30 people who thought they were in trouble, is one of the funniest memories of mine to date.