Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:26:44 PMI'll start u off startch. Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to horde....dat shits fire yo.
I'll start u off startch. Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to horde....
Quote from: The Hån on August 08, 2015, 08:20:22 PMQuote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:26:44 PMI'll start u off startch. Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to horde....dat shits fire yo.Thanks son, buy the mixtape demo album LP
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 08:25:36 PMQuote from: The Hån on August 08, 2015, 08:20:22 PMQuote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:26:44 PMI'll start u off startch. Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to horde....dat shits fire yo.Thanks son, buy the mixtape demo album LPany free samples on soundcloud?
A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
No because I'm white.
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2015, 07:31:22 AMA large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.
Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 07:38:09 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2015, 07:31:22 AMA large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.
Startch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to hordeIn accord with a bored mind, Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crimeIt's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2015, 09:18:09 AMQuote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 07:38:09 AMQuote from: FatherlyNick on August 09, 2015, 07:31:22 AMA large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.You're lucky you were born a wigger wigger wigger.YouTube
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 08:52:37 PMStartch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse Startch Lord, pockets like gourds, hollowed the core for the candy to hordeIn accord with a bored mind, Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crimeIt's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?
No, because I'm not poor
Quote from: McLemon on August 08, 2015, 06:58:46 PMNo, because I'm not poorYou don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.
No, but you could drop sick bars regarding your candy hustling experience
Quote from: Lord Starch on August 09, 2015, 06:31:47 PMQuote from: McLemon on August 08, 2015, 06:58:46 PMNo, because I'm not poorYou don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.i never said you have to be
Quote from: McLemon on August 09, 2015, 06:32:33 PMQuote from: Lord Starch on August 09, 2015, 06:31:47 PMQuote from: McLemon on August 08, 2015, 06:58:46 PMNo, because I'm not poorYou don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.i never said you have to beI thought you were implying it was a poor mans hobby.
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:00:49 PMNo, but you could drop sick bars regarding your candy hustling experienceWant me to spit more fire, huh?
No because I have respect for other people's property.
Have you ever shoplifted?
