Have you ever shoplifted?

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I'll start u off startch.

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde....

dat shits fire yo.

Thanks son, buy the mixtape demo album LP



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does this stuff even work?
I'll start u off startch.

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde....

dat shits fire yo.

Thanks son, buy the mixtape demo album LP

any free samples on soundcloud?


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I'll start u off startch.

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde....

dat shits fire yo.

Thanks son, buy the mixtape demo album LP

any free samples on soundcloud?

You can found me on spookybeats.edu@soundcloud.gov


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Startch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde

In accord with a bored mind,

Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crime

It's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?


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Feet first into fun!
I accidentally stole a pen from a cornerstore when I was about six years old


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I've lifted cheap headphones, lighters, snacks,  and clothes a bunch when I was in my younger teens.

That was before I made money.


 
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by the way

if you've ever illegally downloaded something, that's basically the same thing as shoplifting, so

live with that


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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I stole PSP games, gum and hats. When my boots got dirty or worn down a little I went into the boot section and I exchanged the ones I was wearing with new ones which I did a few times. 
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I stole some of this once:



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If you know, you know.
A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.


 
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A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
No because I'm white.
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If you know, you know.
A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.
Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.

So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.

After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.

and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.



 
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A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.
Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.

So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.

After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.

and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.
That's so awesome. Nice accidental heist, dude. You'll have to start stealing more things.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.
Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.

So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.

After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.

and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.
You're lucky you were born a wigger wigger wigger.
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My wife and I stole some stuff from Disneyworld on our honeymoon.


 
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Startch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde

In accord with a bored mind,

Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crime

It's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?


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If you know, you know.
A large ass roll of a carpet. I literally just walked out with it.
Tell me the full hilarious, incredible story of this.
Mother asked me to get some carpet for my room.

So I went to the store, picked the most dank carpet I could and walked up to the till. I was with a friend and he went in line before me with his snacks. Of course we were chatting and after he paid for his shit I just walked out of the store with him, pass the till.

After like 5 mins of going back home I noticed that I didn't pay for the carpet. I lol'd it off and so did he.

and that's how I accidentally shoplifted a carpet roll.
You're lucky you were born a wigger wigger wigger.
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fo' sho'


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Startch isn't back me up I gotta finish this verse

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde

In accord with a bored mind,

Hopping on the sublime, in the absence of pennies and dimes to justify if the act is considered a crime

It's time - to consider the responsibility of a mind laden with deciet and duplicity. a ruse, subterfuge, who even has a clue? Has the answer been stolen or simply reused?



Thenks but I'm not a rapper


Buy the mixtape


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No, because I'm not poor
You don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.


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No, because I'm not poor
You don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.
i never said you have to be


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Nope


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No, but you could drop sick bars regarding your candy hustling experience
Want me to spit more fire, huh?


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No, because I'm not poor
You don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.
i never said you have to be
I thought you were implying it was a poor mans hobby.


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No, because I'm not poor
You don't have to be poor to shoplift you dumb sack.
i never said you have to be
I thought you were implying it was a poor mans hobby.
no - i was saying i have no need to because i'm not poor


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No, but you could drop sick bars regarding your candy hustling experience
Want me to spit more fire, huh?

yez


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Some candy


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
A few times, here or there.

Mostly by accident, though.


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No because I have respect for other people's property.


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No because I have respect for other people's property.
Omg so noble. Never tampered with anyone's property ever. Just too noble.