Have you ever accidentally masturbated?

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I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
Yes. Very gay.
Now jack me off.
Please.


 
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No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
LOL
well that's what the horses name was. I'm not even kidding. Those Puerto Ricans.
You have those in Canada?
Ugh... There goes my Hillary 2016 contingency plan...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
Yes. Very gay.
Now jack me off.
Please.
Hold on, hold on. I've ot yet had enough wine.


 
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Sick humour, no respect.


No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
LOL
well that's what the horses name was. I'm not even kidding. Those Puerto Ricans.
You have those in Canada?
Ugh... There goes my Hillary 2016 contingency plan...
no i flew down to Puerto Rico just to ride that horse. I was not disappointed.
Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 09:09:12 PM by Raw Sugar


 
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fuck you
I.. What..


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No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
LOL
well that's what the horses name was. I'm not even kidding. Those Puerto Ricans.
You have those in Canada?
Ugh... There goes my Hillary 2016 contingency plan...
no i flew down to Puerto Rico just to ride that horse. I was not disappointed.
Oh, good. Hillary 2016 Ontario contingency plan is back on the board!


 
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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?


 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Well no.


 
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These three disease every thread they enter.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
These three disease every thread they enter.
Whos the third?


 
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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.

You're saying that I'm not good enough and that my days are numbered?
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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fucking smut writing.


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
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: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fucking cats and shit?
That's gross man.


 
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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to fuck my dog...