Hewwo
Yiff on young yiffer
You protect everyone from bullies, easy peasy
can't explain deez nuts.
I imagine explaining your furry phase to pretty much anyone is probably more difficult.
Dude you're French Canadian you never have and never will see combat.
Get fit, follow orders, occasionally shoot people. Like if the kid gets the concept of a gun then what's so hard about adding a soldier on the trigger?