That's right. For twice the amount of the SecondClass premium membership, you get juicy perks such as early day access to Sep7agon Anarchy events before anyone else on the site, more hidden posts that cannot be seen normally or with the premium membership, gold plated title bars and no lame ass website ads.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now for a 1 week free trial, this offer ends the moment you give me your credit card information.

Do I get a free boob job?

Ew. Gross. No.

What? :/

I think I just somehow pissed of SecondClass.