holy shit this is awesome

Solonoid · November 10, 2019, 06:27:25 AM

Ted Cruz confirms he is the Zodiac Killer, the world's most prolific serial killer.

The story is an odd one, as it involves the world's most prolific serial killer who, in a strange turn of events, turns out to be a famous political figure.

But the story of Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer is one that should be considered as some sort of a cautionary tale for the United States and its citizens, and especially its young people.

The story is well-known, but not well-understood.
The story is well-known, but not well-understood.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz, as you may already know, is running for President of the United States. He is running as a member of the Republican party. And he is running

the above text was generated by Ol' Musky's neural net GPT-2, through the site talktotransformer.com

sometimes the generated text is slightly incoherent in places, like at the end of this but where it just ends with "And he is running", or the line that was generated twice, but in this particular case I think it fits the narrative

altogether though, it's a pretty convincing generator, and I cannot wait for the hilarious erotic fanfic it pumps out when wielded by the right smutlord

Solonoid · November 10, 2019, 07:40:02 AM

Try feeding it song lyrics

I met the devil and I stared her in the eye. Her hair had scales like silver serpents; I, a statue, stood there mesmerized.

She made her intentions clear. My gaze hardened and the scales grew cold. I was still mesmerized but she had me by the throat. She had taken a piece of me from me.

"I love you." She said. My mind went blank, unable to process the words. My eyes were wide and staring at her. The eyes of a child. I opened my mouth to speak.

"I love you too." I whispered. The world around me began to shake. I could see the clouds of my thoughts swirling around in a whirlwind of emotions. She said to me. "We are one, now."

Solonoid · November 11, 2019, 01:52:32 PM

President Trump promises, "By 2024, homosexuality will be the leading cause of death in the United States."

Homosexuals can't get jobs. In fact, there are not many jobs for homosexuals in the United States. The U.S. unemployment rate is almost 5% higher than it is for heterosexuals.

The homosexual population is more than 1/3 of the population. That's about one out of every four people in the U.S.

It is now illegal to publicly support homosexuality in the U.S. The Supreme Court upheld a law in Massachusetts, where homosexual marriage is legal, that bans state employees from supporting a same-sex marriage.

The president has vowed, in the past, to keep "the scourge of homosexuality" from America and has made clear that LGBT people are the "worst of the worst" — even worse than white supremacists.

The president's administration is also working to make abortion illegal nationwide.