Half a dozen men in football pads suddenly appear before you!!!

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 21, 2016, 12:20:18 PM

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Ender · February 21, 2016, 12:21:25 PM

A gun

Desty · February 21, 2016, 12:31:06 PM

What, like calf protection? Kind of weird to have that as your defense, but whatever.

I'd open the window and jump out. I'm guessing that those guys have strong legs from football, so they could try to surround me and just kick. I mean, even if I hit them, they'll get back up.

If they didn't want me dead I'd fight them.

Assassin 11D7 · February 21, 2016, 12:33:22 PM

I draw my katana, cutting through the first 8 easily, I parry the other 4 strikes at once and bisect each while I dash between them. I sheathe my katana.

Dietrich Six · February 21, 2016, 12:48:10 PM

I have a metal water bottle, that could probably do some damage.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · February 21, 2016, 01:04:38 PM

I'll use one of their dicks after I yank it off their crotch.

i am karjala takaisin · February 21, 2016, 01:11:20 PM

i have a pencil sharpener shaped like a little cannon, i'm sure i can do something with that

Batch · February 21, 2016, 03:02:08 PM

Pours hot tea on them.....what? Its right in front of me q.q

Solonoid · February 21, 2016, 03:45:34 PM

Shit nigga there's probably not much I could do.

Break a glass bottle and go to town, but then, they've got pads.

Do they have helmets too?

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 21, 2016, 03:46:37 PM

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Solonoid · February 21, 2016, 03:51:49 PM

Quote from: Chief Among Sinners on February 21, 2016, 03:46:37 PM

Quote from: Ramona on February 21, 2016, 03:45:34 PM
Shit nigga there's probably not much I could do.

Break a glass bottle and go to town, but then, they've got pads.

Do they have helmets too?
Yes

one of them has a coyote hat

Okay.

I'll tell you what I'd do:

A front flip.

Niggas would be all for that shit.
They'd be all heeyyyl that shiggida diggida just flippity flapped.

This is assuming the obvious point that they're all clones of Bill Cosby.

Anyway, then I'd distract them with some unconsenting white women as I made my escape.

i am karjala takaisin · February 21, 2016, 03:58:25 PM

real talk tho these fuckers made my life hell during my first playthrough when i was around level 7