Had a crazy dream that ended with me trying to bite my arm off in real life

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So last night I took some zzquil to knock me the fuck out, but then I jacked off and forget I had taken zzquil and took some melatonin cause I've never tried it before wtf, strong retard

So like right when I put my head on my pillow I was in dream land.

In my dream I was at a movie theater and it was the last day of school. I was being loud an obnoxious which was strange for me, and then I decided to leave class(in the movie theater) with my friends and we snuck into my teachers pool. My neighbor caught us and we ran and I ended up at some Code Name Kids Next Door type treehouse and I could jump insanely high, almost flying.

I don't remember how it led to this but I was getting attacked by these big (6'5" 200lb) mexican cholo girls, there were two of them and I couldn't fight for shit lol. Then one of my friends who is huge and has long blonde hair that goes down to his nipples came and started fighting them, but they were too much for him.

So I jumped behind one of them and pinned her to the floor by her head and tried to rip her throat out with my teeth LOL. But at that moment I woke up and all I saw was my arm that I was lying on. In some weird dream state I started biting the shit out of it trying to tear my skin off, then I was like what am I doing, fell asleep, and woke up with a big gash on my arm(it went away).

Hell of a drug


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed.  Not nicely by a penis, either.  And it really, really hurts.


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Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed.  Not nicely by a penis, either.  And it really, really hurts.
You actually feel it?


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed.  Not nicely by a penis, either.  And it really, really hurts.
You actually feel it?
Yes and no, I'm not sure how to exactly explain it.
Like, I don't know what it's actually like to be stabbed, but I know in my dream it's supposed to hurt, so my mind makes up some pain from the times I've been cut and what not.


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This could become a reality. Get drunk, fuck an ugly person and come to cuddling them? You are presented the choice of gnawing your arm off or waking them.


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Having a lot about people trying to kill me, sucks man


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You guys are making me worry I'm not supposed to have something trying to kill me in me dreams.


 
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Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed.  Not nicely by a penis, either.  And it really, really hurts.
You actually feel it?
Yes and no, I'm not sure how to exactly explain it.
Like, I don't know what it's actually like to be stabbed, but I know in my dream it's supposed to hurt, so my mind makes up some pain from the times I've been cut and what not.
I know exactly what you mean, srs


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Pics of your arm?
It went away already but imagine big bite marks deep on my forearm lol