guess who just got a job, gents

 
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guess who just bought a 100$ walkman


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Congrats in the job

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>100$ walkman

Somebody who recently suffered from a botched lobotomy.


 
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>100$ walkman

Somebody who recently suffered from a botched lobotomy.

the Canadian dollar is pretty bad right now /:


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>100$ walkman

Somebody who recently suffered from a botched lobotomy.

the Canadian dollar is pretty bad right now /:
THANKS JUSTIN


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>100$ walkman

Somebody who recently suffered from a botched lobotomy.

the Canadian dollar is pretty bad right now /:
THANKS JUSTIN
2016% inflation, to match the current year.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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I was totally gonna post "yo should buy that Walkman to celebrate" when I read the title


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I was totally gonna post "yo should buy that Walkman to celebrate" when I read the title
same


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What job


 
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What job

well here's what happened. we have guys doing some landscaping on our house for the next couple of months and the head honcho over here seemed like a cool guy so i asked him if he needed any help. i told him i could start as early as august 29th full-time and he's like "sure man. 15 bucks and hour sound good?" (about 3 bucks more than minimum wage, which is good for a spender like me) and then he's like "alright see ya then.

so yeah. i start construction-esque stuff in two weeks. i'd start tomorrow but i'm having friends over for a few days next week when my folks are out of town so i don't want start work, take a break, and then start again. he said that if i last longer than 4 weeks he'll bump me up to 18 bucks an hour, all the way up to 25 over the next couple of months.


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What job

well here's what happened. we have guys doing some landscaping on our house for the next couple of months and the head honcho over here seemed like a cool guy so i asked him if he needed any help. i told him i could start as early as august 29th full-time and he's like "sure man. 15 bucks and hour sound good?" (about 3 bucks more than minimum wage, which is good for a spender like me) and then he's like "alright see ya then.

so yeah. i start construction-esque stuff in two weeks. i'd start tomorrow but i'm having friends over for a few days next week when my folks are out of town so i don't want start work, take a break, and then start again. he said that if i last longer than 4 weeks he'll bump me up to 18 bucks an hour, all the way up to 25 over the next couple of months.
What is the spic to white ratio?


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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?


 
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What is the spic to white ratio?

We don't have nearly as many spics in our country. All of my co-workers are glorious, hardworking whites.


 
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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?

There are certainly worse places to live.


 
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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?

There are certainly worse places to live.
Yeah but at least if you live in Somalia you can be a pirate.
Plus if you raid Greece you get to fuck Isara's titties, just as long as you mind the cock.


 
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Now you won't need to work out you'll get blue collar strong


 
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Now you won't need to work out you'll get blue collar strong

that's what the guy said to me too

and my tetris and pacman games came in the mail today for my gameboy

what a time to be alive


 
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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?

There are certainly worse places to live.
Yeah but at least if you live in Somalia you can be a pirate.
Plus if you raid Greece you get to fuck Isara's titties, just as long as you mind the cock.

i've never had this pirate fantasy everyone else has had tbh


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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?

There are certainly worse places to live.
Yeah but at least if you live in Somalia you can be a pirate.
Plus if you raid Greece you get to fuck Isara's titties, just as long as you mind the cock.

i've never had this pirate fantasy everyone else has had tbh
I've always imagined being a viking but its basically the same thing just more metal.


 
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I've always imagined being a viking but its basically the same thing just more metal.

lmao yeah i guess

i've always thought of myself as more of a smuggler/junker/thief


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The good thing about working construction/landscaping is that you learn sooo many practical skills. Like if one day your wife wants a gazebo or a patio or a deck or some shit you can build that and save tons of money


 
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The good thing about working construction/landscaping is that you learn sooo many practical skills. Like if one day your wife wants a gazebo or a patio or a deck or some shit you can build that and save tons of money

yeah i really gotta build up my manly skills so that's a definite plus, too.


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
Good for you.


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The good thing about working construction/landscaping is that you learn sooo many practical skills. Like if one day your wife wants a gazebo or a patio or a deck or some shit you can build that and save tons of money

yeah i really gotta build up my manly skills so that's a definite plus, too.
that's sexist


Bitches can be construction workers too


 
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The good thing about working construction/landscaping is that you learn sooo many practical skills. Like if one day your wife wants a gazebo or a patio or a deck or some shit you can build that and save tons of money

yeah i really gotta build up my manly skills so that's a definite plus, too.
that's sexist


Bitches can be construction workers too

she can construct me a sandwich


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I can't believe your minimum wage is $2.04 USD higher than ours.

Isn't Canada a third world country?
tbh it looks to me like the US got fucked over pretty hard in terms of low level Job pay. Especially for jobs like Wait staff
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