I hate being called that..
And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..
Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.
It isn't pleasant.
And it doesn't help that I'm so pale.
I'm as white as a ghost, too.
but so is all of your island.
Ahahahahhaa... no. Not at all.
Sorry, I forgot about the muslims.
Any vampires here?