Look at this fucking thing

Sandtrap · May 31, 2015, 11:46:53 PM

It just occurred to me how fucking strange this thing looks. I mean, just look at it.

It's classified as a rodent, it's a fat mother fucker that's slow on land.

It eats trees.

And it pisses around in the mud with sticks and shit and essentially, is mother natures version of a giant shit that's clogging up your toilet in regards to small rivers and streams.

And it'll bite your fucking balls off if you decide to go and pick it's slow ass up.

The fuck.

rC · May 31, 2015, 11:47:26 PM

Is that a moose

SecondClass · May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM

Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

Casper · May 31, 2015, 11:48:56 PM

Sorey, eh, but they're not the friendliest, dontcha know.

Jocephalopod · May 31, 2015, 11:49:03 PM

rC · May 31, 2015, 11:49:55 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM

Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

dude what the fuck was that before that edit what

SecondClass · May 31, 2015, 11:50:14 PM

Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:49:55 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.
dude what the fuck was that before that edit what

I misread his post lol

rC · May 31, 2015, 11:52:08 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:50:14 PM

Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.
dude what the fuck was that before that edit what
I misread his post lol

i stared at it for a good three minutes

Sandtrap · May 31, 2015, 11:52:23 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM

Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

Class. Class. Does this thing's face look like the fucking face of mercy to you?

SecondClass · May 31, 2015, 11:53:04 PM

Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:52:08 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:50:14 PM
Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.
dude what the fuck was that before that edit what
I misread his post lol
i stared at it for a good three minutes

why doesn't this surprise me?

rC · May 31, 2015, 11:53:43 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:53:04 PM

Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:52:08 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:50:14 PM
Quote from: rc on May 31, 2015, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.
dude what the fuck was that before that edit what
I misread his post lol
i stared at it for a good three minutes
why doesn't this surprise me?

because I'm stupid why would it

SecondClass · May 31, 2015, 11:58:35 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 31, 2015, 11:52:23 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

Class. Class. Does this thing's face look like the fucking face of mercy to you?

Spoiler

Sucks that beaver hunting is illegal here in the US

Sandtrap · June 01, 2015, 12:01:27 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:58:35 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 31, 2015, 11:52:23 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

Class. Class. Does this thing's face look like the fucking face of mercy to you?

Spoiler
Sucks that beaver hunting is illegal here in the US

YouTube

I was right apparently. It has no face of mercy.

SecondClass · June 01, 2015, 12:06:23 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on June 01, 2015, 12:01:27 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:58:35 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 31, 2015, 11:52:23 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 31, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Living in Canada seems sucky in general.

Class. Class. Does this thing's face look like the fucking face of mercy to you?

Spoiler
Sucks that beaver hunting is illegal here in the US

YouTube

I was right apparently. It has no face of mercy.

Oh my god, fuck beavers

Though it was still pretty dumb of him to get that close to an animal known for being territorial.

Saleem · June 01, 2015, 12:15:05 AM

YouTube

Yeah... Beavers.

Sandtrap · June 01, 2015, 12:17:26 AM

Quote from: Saleem on June 01, 2015, 12:15:05 AM

YouTube

Yeah... Beavers.

Thank you.

🂿 · June 01, 2015, 12:20:52 AM

It's a beaver. Your point?

Sandtrap · June 01, 2015, 12:29:49 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 01, 2015, 12:20:52 AM

It's a beaver. Your point?

It's a rather strange looking bundle of biology.

A Cheese Potato · June 01, 2015, 12:30:58 AM

It's like a Platypus but without the duck parts and venom

Sigma617 · June 01, 2015, 12:46:45 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on June 01, 2015, 12:30:58 AM

It's like a Platypus but without the duck parts and venom

I was just going to say how it reminded me of a Platypus.

eggsalad · June 01, 2015, 01:22:20 AM

that's why we have bounties on the freaks

Coomer · June 01, 2015, 12:59:17 PM

It's a fucking beaver

Get over it Sandtrap

Coomer · June 01, 2015, 12:59:41 PM

And it doesn't eat fucking trees

Sandtrap · June 01, 2015, 01:04:21 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on June 01, 2015, 12:59:41 PM

And it doesn't eat fucking trees

You didn't go there nigga. Nu uh. Little bastard does.

Spoiler

The fuck do you call that then?

Coomer · June 01, 2015, 01:12:56 PM

They chew them to make their damn dams

Sandtrap · June 01, 2015, 01:13:35 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on June 01, 2015, 01:12:56 PM

They chew them to make their damn dams

God fucking dammit.

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Jester · June 01, 2015, 02:24:19 PM

"It's a fat motherfucker that's slow on land"

Don't make fun of Kinder

Zizzy · June 01, 2015, 03:46:56 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on June 01, 2015, 12:30:58 AM

It's like a Platypus but without the duck parts and venom

And the sweating milk and laying eggs.

Naoto · June 01, 2015, 04:00:35 PM

Guess they don't bother me as much. Dated too many asian girls.