Libertarian policy generator

Mr. Psychologist · February 11, 2015, 05:49:24 PM

I lol'd.

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=3

Post what you get and for more serious discussion, despite this being for a joke are any of them even inaccurate representations of libertarian ideology? Or is that just the statist in me?

Psyduck's

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Only in a libertarian utopia will we enable five year old children to sell grade A heroin to pre-schoolers.

Sprungli · February 11, 2015, 05:52:26 PM

To truly be liberated we must enable the homeless to openly masturbate on the edge of their property

Mr. Psychologist · February 11, 2015, 05:53:20 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on February 11, 2015, 05:52:26 PM

To truly be liberated we must enable the homeless to openly masturbate on the edge of their property

GG, it's already borked.

Yu · February 11, 2015, 05:54:07 PM

Unlike the Statists, we will allow, the homeless, to starve babies to death on their crib.

Sprungli · February 11, 2015, 05:54:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 11, 2015, 05:53:20 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on February 11, 2015, 05:52:26 PM
To truly be liberated we must enable the homeless to openly masturbate on the edge of their property

GG, it's already borked.

Yup, homeless people don't tend to be property owners

CIS · February 11, 2015, 05:56:03 PM

It is a fundamental right for convicted pedophiles to sell grade A heroin to preschoolers.

Word Wizard · February 11, 2015, 05:58:56 PM

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Rinev · February 11, 2015, 06:04:53 PM

Unlike the Statists, we will allow convicted pedophiles to sell Grade A heroin to preschoolers.

Only in a Libertarian utopia will we enable ethnic minorities to perform open heart surgery with a coat hanger.

gats · February 11, 2015, 06:07:04 PM

Unlike the Statists, we will allow, the homeless, to openly masturbate on the edge of their property.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Waifu Master · February 11, 2015, 06:09:38 PM

>666
>mfw

YouTube

DAS B00T x2 · February 11, 2015, 06:38:42 PM

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It is a fundamental right for convicted pedophiles to own and operate rocket launchers.

Can't say that I disagree.

big sponge · February 11, 2015, 06:52:23 PM

A truly free society must allow the homeless to preform open heart surgery with a coat hanger.