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You know the old shtick wherein somebody bribes their way past the junkyard dogs with a steak? Well, if we trained a non-predatory animal, like a horse, to be a guard animal, could I bribe my way past them with a bale of hay?


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Why a horse? No one's scared of horses.

Why not an elephant or a rhino? if one of those fuckers come charging at you I guarantee you'd shit brix.



 
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Why a horse? No one's scared of horses.

Why not an elephant or a rhino? if one of those fuckers come charging at you I guarantee you'd shit brix.

*bricks.

Fair enough. You can substitute any herbivore, I'm not fussed.


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Why not guard velociraptors?
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Why not guard velociraptors?
Did you read the OP?


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Did you read the OP?
>implying they won't go straight for the intruders


 
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>implying they won't go straight for the intruders
I... did you read the OP?


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I... did you read the OP?
Yes, but why would a velociraptor go for a snack when it can have a meal.


 
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Yes, but why would a velociraptor go for a snack when it can have a meal.
You need to work on your reading comprehension.


 
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You know the old shtick wherein somebody bribes their way past the junkyard dogs with a steak? Well, if we trained a non-predatory animal, like a horse, to be a guard animal, could I bribe my way past them with a bale of hay?

In Canada, it's a well established fact that all Horses are replaced with Moose. Guard Moose is best Moose.


 
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In Canada, it's a well established fact that all Horses are replaced with Moose. Guard Moose is best Moose.

Do they eat hay?


 
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Guard Worm.


 
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Guard Ostrich.


 
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Can we focus on my question?


 
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Now I miss Gary... can we get Gary over here? Could someone go get him? I don't want to go back to b.net unless I absolutely have to.


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You need to work on your reading comprehension.
Fine, guard Ankylosaurus.


 
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No... Gary. B.net Gary. Lukems don't be silly.


 
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Fine, guard Ankylosaurus.

Agreed. Now answer the question, you'll be the first.


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No... Gary. B.net Gary. Lukems don't be silly.

Goji?


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Agreed. Now answer the question, you'll be the first.
Sure, as long as its hungry.


 
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Sure, as long as its hungry.
But a herbivore might not have the same lust for food as a carnivore... you can't just keep them hungry to be vicious since they don't eat other creatures. They'd have to be well-fed to operate and if that's the case- if their guardianship is based on loyalty instead of viciousness- could they be bribed?


 
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Goji?
There was a poster called Gary. You may not have noticed.


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But a herbivore might not have the same lust for food as a carnivore... you can't just keep them hungry to be vicious since they don't eat other creatures. They'd have to be well-fed to operate and if that's the case- if their guardianship is based on loyalty instead of viciousness- could they be bribed?
Throw an apple at its face and run.
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Screw you Elegiac and your nonsense threads.
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In all serious I don't know/care.


 
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Throw an apple at its face and run.
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Screw you Elegiac and your nonsense threads.
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In all serious I don't know/care.
Alright, alright, don't get catty. You can see my logic even if you find it pointless. Thanks for answering.