The Dragonborn is just a swearing little kid

 
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I mean think about it. What do you most often hear when people get into verbal fights? Swearing. So, wouldn't it be safe to assume that when dragons have a fight with one another, they're actually just cussing each other out?

The greybeards are just older men and highschool teens who've grown "meh" with swearing.

And the dragonborn is a kid in a candy shop who just discovered that "flaming fuck nugget" in dragon speech sets people on fire.


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Last I checked the CU wasn't much of a talker. Maybe a few cries of anguish but that's it. So, the CU is an introverted edgy person with too much power?


 
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Honestly, my hands were colder than my ass.
No, I was just yelling. There was no direction I was yelling.


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Last I checked the CU wasn't much of a talker. Maybe a few cries of anguish but that's it. So, the CU is an introverted edgy person with too much power?

Probably right. I wonder who would win in a fight though, assuming the CU and DB are wearing their mascot stuff (Elite knight, Iron armor etc)


 
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The Chosen Undead on the other hand...

Last I checked the CU wasn't much of a talker. Maybe a few cries of anguish but that's it. So, the CU is an introverted edgy person with too much power?

Probably right. I wonder who would win in a fight though, assuming the CU and DB are wearing their mascot stuff (Elite knight, Iron armor etc)

If we're going by mascot apperances and not endgame world killers here, actually, that's a little tricky. All DB can do is yell sit the fuck down at CU. But if CU is good with his roll frames, he can ninja that shit. CU has better protection than DB in terms of armour coverage I believe. But still, it'd be a close one.
Last Edit: November 06, 2014, 07:21:52 PM by Sandtrap


 
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