>When you wake up to your fucking cat meowing in your face

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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I want a cat but I don't want to take care of it.


 
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Some cats are alright.


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I'm allergic to cats so that would probably kill me...
Use to wake up to our Great Dane jumping in my bed to sleep next to me. Kinda similar I guess.


 
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fuck you
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I'd have a cat like this though:

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Cats are stupid. Funny, fluffy and cute to look at, but really stupid.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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I also have two really long scars on my body because of him, one on my chest and one on my arm
Kinky.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Mine never do that.


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Dogs >cats


 
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Dogs >cats
That doesn't even need to be said.


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ayy lmao
>owning a cat


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Fuck cats, dogs are better.


 
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Depends on the cats you have amigo. My cat knows how to piss me off and get under my skin, but she only does it so that I put the attention on her that is currently needed. But I found this cat out here, in the middle of a field when I was kid. Two broken back legs and starving.

Still never stopped her from following me all these years since.


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My stupidity is self evident.
Cats can be annoying, but so can dogs.

I like both, anyhow.

But cats are always, always better than most small dogs(other than like beagles and some terriers). My aunt has like 7 chihuahuas, I want to step on the little shits.
Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 08:30:51 AM by SexyPiranha


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Moms spaghetti
Meow


 
 
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<.<
I love all animals, but cats are pretty low on the chain of creatures I tolerate <______<

Collectively they kill something like 300 million birds, voles, mice etc each year (just in the UK) which is just ridiculous. It's wiping out populations of endangered creatures because people want to have another retarded furball to meow and piss everywhere in their house.
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I don't dislike them, but they just cannot compare to dogs at all. Call a dog, it'll come running. Call a cat and it'll probably flash it's rectum at you and swan off to sleep somewhere. Their loyalty ends when the food runs out, and if you die then they will eat your still warm corpse.

Whereas the noble doge, will wait for you at a train station for 8 years after you've died .-.

And if I woke up to a cat howling in my face I'd probably jumpscare the little shit into a new shade of white.

That's to say nothing of the feline menace conspiracy, where the little bastards are always stalking me <_< I see them in the trees, the gardens, under the paving slabs, in the floors and in the walls. Clinging to the ceilings and the underside of tables o.e
They must be stopped. With a shovel.


 
 
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<.<
Cats can be annoying, but so can dogs.

I like both, anyhow.

But cats are always, always better than most small dogs(other than like beagles and some terriers). My aunt has like 7 chihuahuas, I want to step on the little shits.

Chihuahuas aren't dogs though.
They are hairless rats with the temperament of a deathclaw.


 
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I love all animals, but cats are pretty low on the chain of creatures I tolerate <______<

Collectively they kill something like 300 million birds, voles, mice etc each year (just in the UK) which is just ridiculous. It's wiping out populations of endangered creatures because people want to have another retarded furball to meow and piss everywhere in their house.
.____________________________.

I don't dislike them, but they just cannot compare to dogs at all. Call a dog, it'll come running. Call a cat and it'll probably flash it's rectum at you and swan off to sleep somewhere. Their loyalty ends when the food runs out, and if you die then they will eat your still warm corpse.

Whereas the noble doge, will wait for you at a train station for 8 years after you've died .-.

And if I woke up to a cat howling in my face I'd probably jumpscare the little shit into a new shade of white.

That's to say nothing of the feline menace conspiracy, where the little bastards are always stalking me <_< I see them in the trees, the gardens, under the paving slabs, in the floors and in the walls. Clinging to the ceilings and the underside of tables o.e
They must be stopped. With a shovel.

Like I said, it depends on the cats.

My cat sits at the door and whines when I'm not up to see her even a few minutes past the usual time that I show up. And don't get me started on what I was told when I came back from the hospital after about two or three weeks.

We've had a few cats before, very smart. These are the kind of cats that would jump in and attack something for their caretaker, or try to warn them if something like a house fire started. All good cats of ours.


 
 
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<.<
I love all animals, but cats are pretty low on the chain of creatures I tolerate <______<

Collectively they kill something like 300 million birds, voles, mice etc each year (just in the UK) which is just ridiculous. It's wiping out populations of endangered creatures because people want to have another retarded furball to meow and piss everywhere in their house.
.____________________________.

I don't dislike them, but they just cannot compare to dogs at all. Call a dog, it'll come running. Call a cat and it'll probably flash it's rectum at you and swan off to sleep somewhere. Their loyalty ends when the food runs out, and if you die then they will eat your still warm corpse.

Whereas the noble doge, will wait for you at a train station for 8 years after you've died .-.

And if I woke up to a cat howling in my face I'd probably jumpscare the little shit into a new shade of white.

That's to say nothing of the feline menace conspiracy, where the little bastards are always stalking me <_< I see them in the trees, the gardens, under the paving slabs, in the floors and in the walls. Clinging to the ceilings and the underside of tables o.e
They must be stopped. With a shovel.

Like I said, it depends on the cats.

My cat sits at the door and whines when I'm not up to see her even a few minutes past the usual time that I show up. And don't get me started on what I was told when I came back from the hospital after about two or three weeks.

We've had a few cats before, very smart. These are the kind of cats that would jump in and attack something for their caretaker, or try to warn them if something like a house fire started. All good cats of ours.

Hmm yeah >.>
I was just being a bit silly with my whole post, cats aren't that bad <.<

Spoiler
But there is still a feline conspiracy to stalk me.


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People like to shit on cats without realizing that you're supposed to train cats, too. Yeah dogs are well behaved and loyal, because you spend months domesticating them. If you don't do the same thing for a cat, it's going to be a shitty cat.


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My cat's a bitch >_>
She does whatever she can to get under my skin just so I'll feed her.


 
 
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<.<
People like to shit on cats without realizing that you're supposed to train cats, too. Yeah dogs are well behaved and loyal, because you spend months domesticating them. If you don't do the same thing for a cat, it's going to be a shitty cat.
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You know, this is one of those times where I feel like a bit of a prat.
Training cats never occurred to me in the slightest...


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Dank memes coming through.
I misread it as you fucking your cat.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
I had one, every night it would sit at the edge of my bed and lick itself. It would then crawl under my bed to cough it up.
If I kept the door shut it would bang it's head against my door for hours.
Freakiest animal ever.


 
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People like to shit on cats without realizing that you're supposed to train cats, too. Yeah dogs are well behaved and loyal, because you spend months domesticating them. If you don't do the same thing for a cat, it's going to be a shitty cat.
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You know, this is one of those times where I feel like a bit of a prat.
Training cats never occurred to me in the slightest...

Wait really...?

Most peoples problems with cats stem from the fact that they think they don't need to train them. I've had three cats so far and the youngest is currently called my shadow because he follows me around everywhere, waits by the door around the time I'm supposed to be home everyday, and always wants to be within one room of me.

His clingyness can actually end up being annoying sometimes.


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My cat jumps on my bed and "yells" at me to feed her >.>


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I wake up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking the face off me.