>walk into kitchen

Jim · March 31, 2015, 10:52:21 PM

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BC · March 31, 2015, 10:53:52 PM

Purposefully get full and ruin the night

March 31, 2015, 10:58:17 PM

>Eat the meal
>Thank her kindly
>Shower and head off to bed

Casper · March 31, 2015, 10:58:44 PM

Call bs cuz my mom doesn't cook.

Yu · March 31, 2015, 10:59:11 PM

Quote from: Vien of Quitonm on March 31, 2015, 10:58:17 PM

>Eat the meal
>Thank her kindly
>Shower and head off to bed

Jim · March 31, 2015, 11:24:04 PM

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Elegiac · March 31, 2015, 11:25:20 PM

Make her get down on her knees straight away and nut on her face.

Azure · March 31, 2015, 11:26:54 PM

Wonder what she's doing in my house

Korra · March 31, 2015, 11:27:20 PM

"Thanks mom"

*Eats and then puts plate in sink*

Jim · March 31, 2015, 11:27:44 PM

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Nexus · March 31, 2015, 11:28:52 PM

"Mom, you look like a strung out old whore."

HeadHunter · March 31, 2015, 11:30:21 PM

I would say "You better put your apron back on and get your ass back on that stove. Because I'm not eating that pile of shit in a bowl you're calling dinner."

Jim · March 31, 2015, 11:30:23 PM

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Elegiac · March 31, 2015, 11:30:48 PM

Quote from: Jim Goose on March 31, 2015, 11:27:44 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 31, 2015, 11:25:20 PM
Make her get down on her knees straight away and nut on her face.
This is mildly acceptable but mommies deserve gentle loving and affection

No

Jono · March 31, 2015, 11:31:34 PM

I'd bang her

Jim · March 31, 2015, 11:32:14 PM

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Jim · March 31, 2015, 11:33:29 PM

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Elegiac · April 01, 2015, 12:45:54 AM

Quote from: Jim Goose on March 31, 2015, 11:32:14 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 31, 2015, 11:30:48 PM
Quote from: Jim Goose on March 31, 2015, 11:27:44 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 31, 2015, 11:25:20 PM
Make her get down on her knees straight away and nut on her face.
This is mildly acceptable but mommies deserve gentle loving and affection
No
It's the law

Then the law has failed and it's time for me to step in

gats · April 01, 2015, 02:43:25 AM

hit it from the back