>wake up this morning

Solonoid · February 16, 2015, 01:50:21 PM

>walk outside into the freezing cold and begin my two mile trek to work
>get there, and realise closed for President's Day
>Walk half a mile back to Walmart
>buy a green sweater
>go to Starbucks
>sit and start reading book while drinking shit coffee
>Get a text message

"Hey, I'm back in town"
"Oh, uh..."
"Well I just figured I'd say something..."
"No, it's just I didn't think... y'know"
Well, I mean, there are no hard feelings between us, right?
"Oh, no."
"Of course not."
"I was just thinking..."
"Maybe you'd wanna hang out?"
"Oh yeah, sure that sounds fine"

"Maybe you'd wanna go for Sushi?"
"That sounds great :D"
"You know, I've missed you a lot"
"Yeah, uh, me too."
"I can't even remember what I was angry about"
"The last time we were together?"
"yeah, me neither"
"Well, sushi tomorrow, okay?"
Yeah, I'll catch up with you then.
"Thanks, Tru, here I was convinced you hated me!"
It helps that you so adorable, Sol ;3

Spoiler

This actually did happen today, in many more words and many more exchanges, needless to say I was not actually talking to Tru.

Luciana · February 16, 2015, 01:51:33 PM

Sounds like you have a caring boyfriend

True Turquoise · February 16, 2015, 01:51:51 PM

Kill yourself, I'm looking after kids right now, I don't need your crap.

True Turquoise · February 16, 2015, 01:52:25 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 16, 2015, 01:51:33 PM

Sounds like you have a caring boyfriend

No.
Don't don't even

Spoiler

Solonoid · February 16, 2015, 01:52:40 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:51:51 PM

Kill yourself, I'm looking after kids right now, I don't need your crap.

>did not read the spoiler

True Turquoise · February 16, 2015, 01:53:27 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 16, 2015, 01:52:40 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:51:51 PM
Kill yourself, I'm looking after kids right now, I don't need your crap.
>did not read the spoiler

I need to remind you daily that I hate you.

Mat Cauthon · February 16, 2015, 01:53:41 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Waifu Master · February 16, 2015, 01:54:59 PM

You're fucking lucky I read that spoiler.

Solonoid · February 16, 2015, 01:55:51 PM

Quote from: True Waifu God on February 16, 2015, 01:54:59 PM

You're fucking lucky I read that spoiler.

I WAS TALKING TO OSSKU

N/A · February 16, 2015, 01:56:07 PM

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The Waifu Master · February 16, 2015, 01:56:28 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 16, 2015, 01:55:51 PM

Quote from: True Waifu God on February 16, 2015, 01:54:59 PM
You're fucking lucky I read that spoiler.
I WAS TALKING TO OSSKU

>I was talking to your ex
Yeah, great comeback, bitchboy.

Solonoid · February 16, 2015, 01:57:51 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on February 16, 2015, 01:56:07 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:53:27 PM
Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 16, 2015, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:51:51 PM
Kill yourself, I'm looking after kids right now, I don't need your crap.
>did not read the spoiler
I need to remind you daily that I hate you.
Reminding someone daily you hate them.

I didn't know the two of you got married.

I actually had a certificate made, wanna see?

N/A · February 16, 2015, 01:58:37 PM

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Ásgeirr · February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM

Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???

True Turquoise · February 16, 2015, 02:00:52 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM

Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???

Spoiler

We must not tell them we're married.

The Waifu Master · February 16, 2015, 02:03:04 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 02:00:52 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM
Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???
Spoiler

We must not tell them we're married.

Ehehehhehehe.
Excuse me?

Ásgeirr · February 16, 2015, 02:03:09 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 02:00:52 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM
Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???
Spoiler

We must not tell them we're married.

Solonoid · February 16, 2015, 02:03:41 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on February 16, 2015, 01:58:37 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 16, 2015, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on February 16, 2015, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:53:27 PM
Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 16, 2015, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 01:51:51 PM
Kill yourself, I'm looking after kids right now, I don't need your crap.
>did not read the spoiler
I need to remind you daily that I hate you.
Reminding someone daily you hate them.

I didn't know the two of you got married.
I actually had a certificate made, wanna see?
Yes please.

True Turquoise · February 16, 2015, 02:03:45 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 02:03:09 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM
Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???
Spoiler

We must not tell them we're married.

Spoiler

Solonoid · February 17, 2015, 01:59:29 AM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 16, 2015, 02:03:04 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 16, 2015, 02:00:52 PM
Quote from: Oss on February 16, 2015, 01:59:04 PM
Eh?

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh???
Spoiler

We must not tell them we're married.
Ehehehhehehe.
Excuse me?

That's not tru, it's an imposter.