Benchmade is better than Spyderco.

Mom.

Ryle's memes are the only reason Sep7agon gets the traffic it needs to stay active.

Anime is good.

I want Oss to penetrate my butthole.

Could the same argument not be made for literally any component of the Fermi Paradox? Is it wise for us to work towards advancements in medicine if perhaps the reason we don't see advanced races elsewhere is because once you reach age ooptilian your race wins the game and ascends into NG+?

I watched a dog being dragged through the street and abused by some kids when I was younger. I regret to this day not doing anything at that time.

I rode my family's Chow like a horse and beat him with balloons.

I'm gay.