>people giving AoU 6/10 reviews

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It was 7/10 at best. Good action, good team dynamics; but the plot was literally just the first movie's but with Ultron instead of the Skrull.

"Bad guys using space guns? ASSEMBLE. Oh no, the villain is making it personal! EXPLOSIONS! FILLER!!! Oh no, now the Avengers are fighting each other AND the bad guys! MORE EXPLOSIONS! MORE FILLER!!! Oh no, the bad guy is in a city and trying to destroy the Earth with a big space machine! Oh no, thousands of cannon fodder enemies! EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS! EVEN MORE FILLER!!! Oh no, all is lost and shit is about to blow up! HEROIC SACRIFICE! SHIT TON OF EXPLOSIONS! Fight is over, time to go relax or something.

Suddenly, THANOS!!!"

The Widow/Banner thing was complete bullshit too, and only redeemed by Cap and her walking off to train the New Avengers.
Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 01:41:57 AM by Ktan Dantaktee


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Thor's hammer isn't heavy, it's magical and prevents those it deems unworthy from lifting it.  Vision lifted it because he was pure and has no ill intentions, or something along those lines.
Ah, that's right.
Still a cool scene.

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I'd still say Thor's Hammer is pretty heavy on its own, though <_<


I mean, Thor DOES sit the hammer on top of Loki and trap him in the first Thor movie.
So yeah it's pretty dang heavy too


 
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is marvel impervious to criticism from you people

like really. they cant come up with a decent villain or a conflict that actually feels important. characterization is lost beyond basic interactions. it's a gilded turd. pretty to look at, nothing worthwhile underneath.
you liked ghost in the shell, guy

That has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of Marvel movies and does nothing to refute any of his claims.

Also considering that you dismiss entire artistic mediums based on rather superficial things you're not exactly in a position to go around dismissing other peoples opinions based on what they do and don't like. Just a heads up.


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Well obviously it had too many heroes


 
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That has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of Marvel movies and does nothing to refute any of his claims.
yes it does
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Also considering that you dismiss entire artistic mediums based on rather superficial things
no i don't


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Phase 2 has been god awful
>The Winter Soldier
>GotG
Except Gotg, that movie was fantastic.

Winter soldier wasn't great
Kill yourself. TWS is Iron Man 1 tier.

Certainly better than Memes of the Galaxy XD


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Phase 2 has been god awful
>The Winter Soldier
>GotG
Except Gotg, that movie was fantastic.

Winter soldier wasn't great
Kill yourself. TWS is Iron Man 1 tier.

Certainly better than Memes of the Galaxy XD
Bit of both?


 
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You realize that basically every blockbuster film within the last five years has had at least one meme in it? And they've been steadily increasing.

Soon, we will have films where every single line of dialogue will be made into a meme by fucktards on the Internet who keep reciting them (in fact, we already have some. The Dark Knight, anyone?). You won't be able to watch any great movie without being reminded of some shitty, forced, and unfunny Internet meme.

And then art will finally be dead.
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but with Ultron instead of the Skrull.
huh? there wasn't any skrull in the first one


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Suited reviews for a meh movie. But if YOU liked it, that's all that counts right?


 
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but with Ultron instead of the Skrull.
huh? there wasn't any skrull in the first one

The Chutari are the Skrull.


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Suited reviews for a meh movie. But if YOU liked it, that's all that counts right?


I consider it to be one f the bet films I've ever seen, as easily the best marvel movie thus far.

Civil war is going to be awesome.


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Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.

Those were the main problems.


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Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.

Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner

Why are you even alive


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And then art will finally be dead.
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Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.

Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner

Why are you even alive
she said it was shit

how could you possibly interpret that as a positive assessment


 
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Widow/Banner was shit, Ultron was poorly characterized, Ultron never felt threatening, Ultron couldn't beat the Avengers in a fist-fight and also seemed entirely unable to outsmart them, Ultron didn't have a jack-o-lantern for a face, Marvel didn't have the rights to the X-men and thus had to call them "the twins" and refer to them as "altered", the script compared the uncontrollable change into a giant green invincible monstrosity that murders innocent civilians against your will to being sterilized by a Soviet Special-Forces assassin-squad, and Scarlet Witch never got naked.

Those were the main problems.
>Liking Widow/Banner

Why are you even alive
she said it was shit

how could you possibly interpret that as a positive assessment
I read it as "was the shit"


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That's what I'd give it as well. Maybe even a 5/10 on a bad day. I'll elaborate when I have time [AKA, some decade in the unforeseen future]


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7.8/10