I was only 13 when it happened, i was at school, and there was this girl named christy.
Christy LOVED horses i mean all she would talk about was horses, horses this, horses that, just horses.
Then, one day at lunch, i was so pissed becauae she was giving out long neighs and making horse faces at me, so i got up, and screamed, CHRISTY YOU PSYCHO BITCH, ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS HORSES!!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!
And then, out of nowhere, christy turned into a horse, and galloped away into the sunset. We never saw her again