>not drinking amazing Fanta pop every day of your life
>not eating Koegel meat for every meal
>not seeing more than two feet of snow at a time
>never having heard of Vernor's
>never having been to a Perkins

keep crying, southfags

I'm in maryland and I get the best of both worlds bwahaha

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 12, 2015, 06:28:42 PM

You forgot

>losing the Civil war

IIRC our president died of old age while yours got FUCKING QUICKSCOPED

So really we won

YEAH THAT'S SOME REAL FUCKING BATTLEFEILD HONOR YOU GODDAMN CRAWFISH LOVING COCKSUCKERS HAD

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 12, 2015, 06:28:42 PM

You forgot

>losing the Civil war

IIRC our president died of old age while yours got FUCKING QUICKSCOPED

So really we won

>implying he wasn't an insurrectionist non lifting faggot

Are you really bragging about Perkins? There are like 5 of them in my area and their food is the exact same as Shitty's (Denny's)

Going to a Perkins in the south is like going to a ribs place in the north.

Quote from: SecondClass on January 12, 2015, 06:35:58 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on January 12, 2015, 06:34:44 PM

Are you really bragging about Perkins? There are like 5 of them in my area and their food is the exact same as Shitty's (Denny's)

Going to a Perkins in the south is like going to a ribs place in the north.

It's a franchised restaurant, how much different can they be?

As if that means that every store in the franchise is the same? Have you been to a Canadian Tim Horton's and an American Tim Horton's?

Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 12, 2015, 06:28:42 PM

You forgot

>losing the Civil war

And

>Calling it the War of Northern Aggression despite actually starting it.

>implying the south didn't try to peacefully secede
That's like saying the US started the American Revolution.

Quote from: Ushan die Bär on January 12, 2015, 06:47:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 12, 2015, 06:28:42 PM

You forgot

>losing the Civil war

And

>Calling it the War of Northern Aggression despite actually starting it.

>implying the south didn't try to peacefully secede
That's like saying the US started the American Revolution.

Something something Ft. Sumter.

Quote from: SecondClass on January 12, 2015, 06:52:47 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on January 12, 2015, 06:51:31 PM

Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south

You can lie to yourself all you want, but implying that any company makes meat better than Koegel's should be a crime punishable by death.

Eckridge is the best meat you can buy in a store, but all of the truly best you have to kill yourself, and northfags can't do that.

Eckridge is literally rotten meat compared to Koegel's. Here's an article that you should read if you keep clinging to your false beliefs about Eckridge being good.

>mfw people argue about supermarket meats

The joys of Dutch country are lost on 90% of this nation...

Quote from: Solonoid on January 12, 2015, 06:55:31 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 12, 2015, 06:52:47 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on January 12, 2015, 06:51:31 PM

Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south

You can lie to yourself all you want, but implying that any company makes meat better than Koegel's should be a crime punishable by death.

Eckridge is the best meat you can buy in a store, but all of the truly best you have to kill yourself, and northfags can't do that.

Eckridge is literally rotten meat compared to Koegel's. Here's an article that you should read if you keep clinging to your false beliefs about Eckridge being good.

Here's an article you should read if you still cling to your belief that the north has anything on the south.

I've lived in north, south, overseas, and all manner of other places, the south takes the cake.

i'll admit that vernor's is pretty good though
and fanta

but i don't drink that shit anymore

I have no idea what this means 0.o

lolnortherners

buncha softies. real men are southern born and bred.

I guess that explains why you lost the Civil War.