When you were kid what were some things you misinterpreted greatly?

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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For the Glory Hole them park commercial in San Andreas I thought it was a park where you actually dug holes. <.<

For my grandpa I confused his actions in WW2 with Cotton Hill. I knew he was in WW2 but somehow I thought he killed fitty men just like Cotton. Latter on when I started watching the show again I realized Cotton was the one who killed fitty men, not my grandpa. 

 
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: challengerX on August 25, 2015, 06:02:40 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:00:00 PM
For my grandpa I confused his actions in WW2 with Cotton Hill. I knew he was in WW2 but somehow I thought he killed fitty men just like Cotton. Latter on when I started watching the show again I realized Cotton was the one who killed fitty men, not my grandpa.
Is that when you realized you were mentally retarded?
I guess this site draws us in.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I thought Kramer vs Kramer was a Seinfeld special where he got cloned or something

 
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Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
Weird... I thought that they came out of butts and that all sex was anal, and that's why women always used toilet paper whenever they peed, to make sure they were always clean for buttsex. It never dawned on me that maybe they're just cleaning the lingering piss from their disgusting lady parts.

nine year old me was fucking weird.

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

 
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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....

 
 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 25, 2015, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....
Not all of them ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

 
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When i was 7-8 i used to draw images of me having sex with pretty girls from my school

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I've always had a pretty good understanding of my surroundings, to be honest.

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 25, 2015, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....
There's two holes.

 
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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:26:58 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 25, 2015, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 25, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 25, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....
There's two holes.

Are you saying women don't piss out the twat?

 
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Have I been having urethral sex?

 
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I used to think on purpose meant accident so some kid whose foot I stepped on got really confused

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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I didn't really think much on things I didn't know very well.

Call that a flaw. I didn't understand what "Caution" was, didn't think much of it.

 
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Didn't know what side of the road people drove on until I was 10.

 
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I used to think tourists were terrorists.

 
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Quote from: Casper on August 25, 2015, 08:36:00 PM
I used to think tourists were terrorists.
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OT: idk
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