>be me at work

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I neither fear, nor despise.


>Olive Garden
>really slow day
>literally begging people to ask me to make them salads or whatever
>crying from boredom because I can't just leave
>customers walk in
> yes yes yes YES!
>sat NEXT to my section
>why me God?
>finally gets a table
>VICTORY!!!!
>table doesn't tip
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Discuss times when you don't know what to do with your hands.



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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
>tipping


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I couldn't imagine working there. I'd end up getting a gun and splattering my brains all over the olive garden.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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I couldn't imagine working there. I'd end up getting a gun and splattering my brains all over the olive garden.

When its busy-ish its fine. But when its dead in the winter time, you are making no money and super bored.


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ayy lmao
>be me, rocketman, working at chick fil a
>a homosexual walks in
>my fists clench
>faggots shouldn't be allowed to live
>i reach under the counter
>pull out a rope
>flick my wrist at my coworkers
>they surround and detain the homosexual
>i step up onto a table and tie one end of the rope to a pipe
>tie the other end into a noose
>put the noose around the homosexual's head
>open a trapdoor under the homosexual
>watch as the life slowly drains from his queer face
i love god


 
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>tipping
You don't tip your fedora?
No, no. It works like this.

He doesn't tip his waitresses with money, and when they realize, they're like, "What, no tip?" with a disgruntled expression on their face.

Then he says, "Here's a tip:"

Cue tip of the fedora. He struts out with a smug smirk on his face.


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>lots of homophobic things that RC believes in fervently